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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14295 on: December 19, 2017, 10:18:10 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14296 on: December 20, 2017, 06:27:52 am »
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Solution: drink more beer, get beer tits, have nipples that can reach your tongue
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14297 on: December 20, 2017, 10:38:43 pm »
Quote from: redwallzyl on December 20, 2017, 10:37:53 pm
What? You don't wear rodents as underwear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14298 on: December 20, 2017, 11:39:31 pm »
Quote from: Gentlefish on December 19, 2017, 08:52:32 pm
Quote from: Yoink on December 19, 2017, 03:25:08 pm
context in the OOCQ thread
It's like people keep forgetting this is also funny quotes and think out of context only. :P

Have a personal mess up. :P Because I messed up my parsing yet again.
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Tiruin, the open door is the door to the oven. You put [The General] on the floor next to teh oven, opened the oven door, and cranked up the heat.

Quote from: piecewise on December 16, 2017, 11:05:02 am
You Strip them of their wet clothing, replace it with a heap of towels and table settings you find in the kitchen, and then turn the oven on full blast with the door open.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14299 on: December 21, 2017, 12:02:21 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on December 20, 2017, 11:39:31 pm
Quote from: Gentlefish on December 19, 2017, 08:52:32 pm
Quote from: Yoink on December 19, 2017, 03:25:08 pm
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It's like people keep forgetting this is also funny quotes and think out of context only. :P

That's the issue with english. And doesn't always mean and. Sometimes and means or. Which is a problem, since or can also sometimes mean xor. If I order a ham and cheese sandwhich, I expect it to have both ham and cheese. If I ask someone what they like to drink, and they say coke and wine, I will not expect them to be pleased if I serve them a drink made from mixing coca-cola and wine.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14300 on: December 21, 2017, 08:15:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14301 on: December 21, 2017, 09:08:22 pm »
Quote from: Akura on December 21, 2017, 08:04:40 pm
Apparently, the impact of gently placing my hands on the sidewalk to push myself up is enough force to snap my neck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14302 on: December 21, 2017, 10:59:18 pm »
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That same rose bush the dryad was in...

Did I fuck my dead cat?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14303 on: December 22, 2017, 05:12:17 am »
Quote from: Secheral on December 22, 2017, 05:00:35 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14304 on: December 23, 2017, 11:18:50 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on July 14, 2017, 11:12:39 am
No suffrage then implies an immortal god emperor?
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2017, 02:05:51 pm
Hugging? Ban this sick filth. Almost as bad as hand holding.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14305 on: December 23, 2017, 04:22:59 pm »
Quote from: Paxiecrunchle on December 23, 2017, 11:18:50 am
Quote from: TempAcc on July 14, 2017, 11:12:39 am
No suffrage then implies an immortal god emperor?
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2017, 02:05:51 pm
Hugging? Ban this sick filth. Almost as bad as hand holding.
FTFY
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14306 on: December 24, 2017, 02:45:46 pm »
Quote from: stingpie on December 24, 2017, 02:41:10 pm
"yes... bring the hair... vomit it upon my silvery scalp..." -UristMc Baldkoopa
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14307 on: December 25, 2017, 03:57:56 am »
Quote from: Derpy Dev on December 24, 2017, 02:17:46 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 24, 2017, 04:01:31 am
1: Loudly declare that target is evil.
2: Light sword on fire.
3: Hit evil with sword.
4: Profit?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14308 on: December 25, 2017, 11:45:38 pm »
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"We're not in a prophecy.  We're in a stolen Toyota Carola."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14309 on: December 26, 2017, 12:54:17 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 25, 2017, 07:56:54 pm
Toady's bitcoin miner longcon finally reaches the light of day. He's already laughing on a flight out to Thailand, being served cocaine on stripper-supermodel flight stewardesses.
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