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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14130 on: November 09, 2017, 05:33:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14131 on: November 09, 2017, 06:29:41 pm »
My government teacher said he loved kidnapping.

He was referring to the gerrymandering term, but all the same...
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« Reply #14132 on: November 09, 2017, 06:37:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14133 on: November 09, 2017, 10:43:32 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on November 09, 2017, 06:29:41 pm
My government teacher said he loved kidnapping.
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He was referring to the gerrymandering term, but all the same...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14134 on: November 09, 2017, 10:51:29 pm »
I love kidnapping puppies. They need extra snuggles when nobodies watching.

Always return puppies. With extra caffeine and sugar high so they go on a rampage. Teach the bastard owners to leave them unattended :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14135 on: November 10, 2017, 01:08:20 am »
... please don't feed a dog caffeine. Things are more sensitive to the stuff than humans, it's even worse for them than it is for us. Particularly extra. Extra caffeine in a dog can straight up kill it, particularly when they're small.

Either way, let's take the discussion of kidnapping and dog poisoning elsewhere, yeah? Wouldn't have chimed in at all if it wasn't for the suggested animal abuse, tongue in cheek or not...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14136 on: November 10, 2017, 04:37:22 am »
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« Reply #14137 on: November 11, 2017, 06:53:56 pm »
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« Reply #14138 on: November 12, 2017, 08:11:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14139 on: November 14, 2017, 10:54:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14140 on: November 14, 2017, 11:20:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14141 on: November 16, 2017, 07:21:32 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14142 on: November 16, 2017, 07:26:55 am »
...Took me a minute to realize Toady didn't edit that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14143 on: November 16, 2017, 07:35:46 am »
Quote from: Akura on November 16, 2017, 07:26:55 am
...Took me a minute to realize Toady didn't edit that.
Same here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14144 on: November 16, 2017, 09:53:22 pm »
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