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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761104 times)

BlackHeartKabal

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14055 on: October 16, 2017, 09:53:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14056 on: October 17, 2017, 01:52:45 am »

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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14057 on: October 17, 2017, 07:12:49 pm »

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« Reply #14058 on: October 17, 2017, 07:18:59 pm »

Not often you come across benevolent demons of terror.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14059 on: October 17, 2017, 08:00:40 pm »

Not often you come across benevolent demons of terror.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14060 on: October 17, 2017, 08:11:30 pm »

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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14061 on: October 17, 2017, 08:43:57 pm »

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« Reply #14062 on: October 18, 2017, 12:30:42 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14066 on: October 18, 2017, 10:57:14 am »

I sense an innuendo, but I can't see it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14067 on: October 18, 2017, 01:48:16 pm »

Somehow "robot war crimes" sounds less appealing than "robot fights"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14068 on: October 18, 2017, 04:46:09 pm »

I sense an innuendo, but I can't see it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14069 on: October 18, 2017, 05:38:04 pm »

See, I don't know what that means, but my mind is jumping to the infamous duo Richard and Dominic. Needless to say, these names were most often shortened.
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