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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13980 on: September 20, 2017, 01:30:30 pm »

My underwear was incredibly wet when I woke up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13981 on: September 20, 2017, 09:25:13 pm »

I set my little whippysticks down to demonstrate something to the missus
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13982 on: September 21, 2017, 02:12:18 am »

My underwear was incredibly wet when I woke up.

You magnificent bastard...

I knew that it would be taken too far
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13983 on: September 21, 2017, 02:37:28 am »

It was inevitable
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13984 on: September 21, 2017, 03:56:20 am »

Not all Australians are conglomerations of tiny crabs in a trenchcoat.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13985 on: September 21, 2017, 05:34:10 am »

I think in a way everyone is bad at Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13986 on: September 21, 2017, 11:07:56 am »

Bug Spray of Spray Spray Bugs: A spray that spray out bugs that spray out Greater Bug Sprays that spray out Greater Spray Bugs. May have been created in a thaumaturgical accident of epic proportions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13987 on: September 21, 2017, 12:17:05 pm »

Comrade, I can objectively say this is the best fortress in DF Communist Games and Stories, and it hasn't even started yet.
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« Reply #13988 on: September 21, 2017, 03:53:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13989 on: September 22, 2017, 01:33:35 am »

Actually I thought it kinda looked like an elephant sized glowing white dildo...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13990 on: September 22, 2017, 02:40:29 am »

While talking about life on the OBA discord, Kidagarush posted this:
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Plus, places where you buy items are run by all kinds of NPCs.
And leveling up takes a long ass time, too.
The first 18 levels are like, a tutorial, that has nothing to do with the rest of the game. It's all designed to get you to buy the 'University' or 'College' DLC.
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« Reply #13991 on: September 22, 2017, 04:12:50 am »

While talking about life on the OBA discord, Kidagarush posted this:
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Dude I played it; You don't even respawn when you die, and you constantly have to eat and sleep to be able to do ANYTHING. Plus, everywhere you go there are boring minigames you have to play, and if you don't use the in-game currency to buy a transport vehicle, all the in-game transportation is time-sensitive.
Plus, places where you buy items are run by all kinds of NPCs.
And leveling up takes a long ass time, too.
The first 18 levels are like, a tutorial, that has nothing to do with the rest of the game. It's all designed to get you to buy the 'University' or 'College' DLC.
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Was this from a tier zoo video?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13992 on: September 22, 2017, 07:46:43 am »

No, it was literally me talking about life, and she just said that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13993 on: September 22, 2017, 07:54:08 am »

No, it was literally me talking about life, and she just said that.

What does the OBA in in OBA discord stand for though?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13994 on: September 22, 2017, 08:54:43 am »

No, it was literally me talking about life, and she just said that.

What does the OBA in in OBA discord stand for though?
Order of the Black Arrow
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