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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13770 on: July 12, 2017, 11:35:37 am »
Quote from: Draignean on June 27, 2017, 02:43:43 pm
1200? For one bullet? I'll buy my ammunition from kids, thanks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13771 on: July 12, 2017, 12:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on July 12, 2017, 11:35:37 am
Quote from: Draignean on June 27, 2017, 02:43:43 pm
1200? For one bullet? I'll buy my ammunition from kids, thanks.
Enjoying Pathologic?

Indeed, it's actually more 'fun' to watch other people play- since you're one stop removed from the awful stress of responsibility.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13772 on: July 12, 2017, 05:17:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13773 on: July 13, 2017, 12:28:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13774 on: July 14, 2017, 02:38:17 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on July 14, 2017, 02:19:34 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13775 on: July 14, 2017, 04:04:48 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on July 14, 2017, 12:55:04 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13776 on: July 14, 2017, 05:00:29 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on July 14, 2017, 04:56:06 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13777 on: July 16, 2017, 02:10:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13778 on: July 17, 2017, 02:46:36 am »
This quote is now illegitimate. Sorry.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2017, 01:08:50 am by Imic »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13779 on: July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 am »
Quote from: Imic on July 17, 2017, 02:46:36 am
Quote from: Derpy Dev on July 16, 2017, 12:01:13 pm
I mean, I've already lost the location of hell. How can it get worse?
I don't think you're allowed to edit the quotes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13780 on: July 17, 2017, 10:15:23 am »
Quote from: Cinder on July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 am
Quote from: Imic on July 17, 2017, 02:46:36 am
Quote from: Derpy Dev on July 16, 2017, 12:01:13 pm
I mean, I've already lost the location of hell. How can it get worse?
I don't think you're allowed to edit the quotes.
It's been done a lot in this thread.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13781 on: July 17, 2017, 10:32:55 am »
Quote from: Imic on July 17, 2017, 10:15:23 am
Quote from: Cinder on July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 am
Quote from: Imic on July 17, 2017, 02:46:36 am
Quote from: Derpy Dev on July 16, 2017, 12:01:13 pm
I mean, I've already lost the location of hell. How can it get worse?
I don't think you're allowed to edit the quotes.
It's been done a lot in this thread.
The only edits permitted are trimming the front and back of quotes to remove context.

e.g. Someone says "Dolphins should never, ever be fed into a wood chipper".
Quote
Dolphins should never, ever be fed
is okay;
Quote
Dolphins should be fed into a wood chipper
is not.

I think there's an unspoken agreement that you can't trim a quote mid-word, but I'm not sure.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13782 on: July 17, 2017, 10:52:49 am »
So this would be ok:
Quote from: Tawa on July 17, 2017, 10:32:55 am
I think there's an unspoken agreement that you can't trim

but this would not be:

Quote from: Tawa on July 17, 2017, 10:32:55 am
I think there's an unspoken agreement that I'm not sure.

Right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13783 on: July 17, 2017, 10:55:42 am »
It's not unspoken.

See Rule of the Derm Number Two:

2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13784 on: July 17, 2017, 11:05:27 am »
Imic's quote is disqualified from legitimacy due to rule 2.

No altering the quoted passage, please.

Not that, you know, I can actually delete it or penalize you anything.

Still, a point must be made.
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