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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761279 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13695 on: June 01, 2017, 12:42:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13696 on: June 01, 2017, 03:40:11 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13697 on: June 01, 2017, 05:55:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13698 on: June 02, 2017, 02:25:45 am »

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Ah, good, I love it when children cry.
Sounds like my old Irish teacher.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13700 on: June 02, 2017, 01:03:27 pm »

I actually thought that DnD elves would die of old age eventually. Is that not the case?
IIRC she was a demigod/actual diety too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13701 on: June 02, 2017, 01:25:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13702 on: June 03, 2017, 10:17:49 am »

it's a delicious krauty punch in the face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13704 on: June 07, 2017, 10:08:00 pm »

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Sprin: fuck off m9
Karnewarrior: what
Sprin: Im not mad shit happen
Sprin: My country got nuked twice
Sprin: we just made anime
Sprin: and managed to turn the Altright gay for hot asain traps
Sprin: Japan does this

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing
« Last Edit: June 07, 2017, 10:31:29 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13705 on: June 09, 2017, 12:02:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13706 on: June 10, 2017, 06:57:52 pm »

Are you suggesting Eric is running an abortion clinic in his pants?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13707 on: June 11, 2017, 02:35:46 pm »

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing

Woah people can think JUST like me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13708 on: June 12, 2017, 04:54:53 am »

If I was being interrogated for a password, I'd need a keyboard to get the capitalization right.  Or at least move my fingers (shadowtype).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13709 on: June 12, 2017, 10:56:37 am »

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing

Woah people can think JUST like me.
Lol
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