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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764490 times)

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13545 on: March 21, 2017, 08:12:11 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on March 21, 2017, 07:34:29 pm
It's called seasoning, because the rabbit's flavour is particular to the crops grown in any given season.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13546 on: March 21, 2017, 10:17:03 pm »
Quote from: Draignean on March 21, 2017, 10:15:54 pm
I need a Quaker, a freshman, some steak, and a bottle of lube. For SCIENCE!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13547 on: March 21, 2017, 10:35:21 pm »
aw, damn... guy above me beat me to it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13548 on: March 22, 2017, 09:12:52 pm »
Quote from: Nikita on March 21, 2017, 10:33:22 am
Do lesbian monitor lizards lay lesbian eggs?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13549 on: March 23, 2017, 06:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on March 23, 2017, 04:57:00 pm
You are like the Bart Simpson of anime.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13550 on: March 24, 2017, 05:53:25 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on March 24, 2017, 04:07:50 pm
So the dog figured out letting go of the bumper and tumbling to a stop would hurt less, I'd say good for them, but I was enjoying watching them get dragged down the road.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13551 on: March 25, 2017, 11:26:17 pm »
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Mahler at this time of the morning is like drinking scotch before breakfast.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13552 on: March 26, 2017, 03:21:27 am »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf
"I am a member of Earth. I enjoy to drink the water. In Earth we have an internal skeleton."
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Quote from: Dorsidwarf
"I am a member of Earth. I enjoy to drink the water. In Earth we have an internal skeleton."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13553 on: March 27, 2017, 12:11:31 am »
Quote from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV07YSuKNk4
The meta is not exactly merciful in the Warp, sunshine.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13554 on: March 27, 2017, 02:37:30 am »
Quote from: DigitalDemon's Discord! (Because Tiruin has horrible internet and can't connect to the IRC
♥ Emma ♥ - Today at 3:28 PM
Huh
The ocean
Is just one really big puddle
Flan - Today at 3:29 PM
:o
Cinder - Today at 3:29 PM
are you sure puddles aren't small oceans?
Flan - Today at 3:29 PM
puddles are small really big poodles
♥ woomy ♥ - Today at 3:29 PM
yip
Flan - Today at 3:29 PM
not fixing that typo
i see it
im not fixing it
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Cinder - Today at 3:30 PM
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so cats are soft dogs
and dogs are variations on poodles
and poodles are small oceans
and seawater is hard water
thus cats are liquid
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13555 on: March 27, 2017, 03:06:10 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on March 27, 2017, 02:37:30 am
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thus cats are liquid
Anyone who's tried to pick up an unhappy cat knows that!
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No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13556 on: March 27, 2017, 12:25:21 pm »
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    Heh, heh. Cat's Eyes is doing a little reconnaissance in her darkness form when the bad guy enters the room and turns on the light. Suddenly there is a 6', 350lb naked woman squatting on the desk.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13557 on: March 27, 2017, 12:48:11 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on March 27, 2017, 12:13:24 pm
I hope you only end up with theoretical illnesses then.

Alternatively, perhaps you should clean yourself up; some theories stain, and then everything changes.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13558 on: March 27, 2017, 01:07:11 pm »
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Draw a speck on Cock Norris somewhere.

That's Ian Jackson.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13559 on: March 29, 2017, 01:47:05 am »
Quote from: FATAL Fanclub
[2:29:42 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: Boats are like cracks on mirrors
[2:29:51 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: the zea is a mirror
[2:30:43 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: light can't be shown on it les things that aren't die and parabola becomes then
[2:31:04 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: that sure is a sentence
[2:31:04 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: *sunlight
[2:31:17 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: dead is the river between parabola and irem the end
[2:31:19 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: glimlight is fine
[2:31:32 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: also you're not in London :)
[2:31:36 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: so your dead
[2:31:41 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: same thing really
[2:32:01 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: Except I'm still not undead but I am away
[2:32:12 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: live tea or die
[2:32:26 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: wow
[2:32:32 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: listen mister I may be undead but at least I have my soul
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No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.
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