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[Loud Whispers]

Fun fact, the gaians are nudists

[CABL]

Use eggplants instead of cocks. You wouldn't want to confuse cocks with hens and accidentally text her hens instead, that could get embarrassing.

[Akura]

Gians have the weirdest kinks

Lets just say, mind worms were involved.

[hops]

Cherish titty hacker. She's a good friend

[AzyWng]

"The other place is doing whatever the hysterical public say is important right now. But WE'RE dealing with the things that make people in expensive cars drive really quickly."

[Sprin]

Bfel

And then you have me leading the charge lookin like a transvestite pimp admiral with a flaming sword and you KNOW shit is about to go down 

[CABL]

Sleeping with your son's wife is just sound strategy. Sometimes they just won't breed and you need to take matters into your own pants.

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[hops]

To continue your dynasty, you must be willing to do the nasty.

[Iceblaster]

What if you accidentally do the nasty with a relative of yours? Asking for a friend.

[CABL]

To continue your dynasty, you must be willing to do the nasty.

Sigged.

[TD1]

I'd argue that to continue your dynasty, you must be willing to die nasty.

[A Thing]

I'd argue that to continue your dynasty, you must be willing to die nasty.

^True facts. Sometimes you've got a good heir and just gotta let yourself be assassinated for the betterment of the dynasty.

[Tawa]

I'd argue that to continue your dynasty, you must be willing to die nasty.

^True facts. Sometimes you've got a good heir and just gotta let yourself be assassinated for the betterment of the dynasty.

Depressed is arguably the most overpowered trait in the game, simply because it lets you choose when your character dies and your heir inherits. Arguably the best usage of it is to tyrannically organize the realm via title revocation and vassal retraction, then off yourself. Your heir ends up with a decently large opinion malus for three years due to the metaphorical bad taste the last ruler left in his vassals' mouths, but that fades pretty quickly and the net effect is a much more stable and neatly organized country.
Quote tax:

they may get a bit overzealous with the manure explosions.

[hops]

So in CKII, if you're depressed, then you might be a pawn of a strange god's whims.

[Andres]

So in CKII, if you're depressed, then you might be a pawn of a strange god's whims.

Deus vult.