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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711804 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13080 on: October 05, 2016, 06:32:48 am »


Also my avatar is now both 2spoopy and 2edgy 4u.
Awww, it dressed up as a duck :3
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13081 on: October 05, 2016, 07:22:36 am »

They don't call it the Bright Shrine Of ILoveChildrenAWholeHuggyBunch for a reason.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13082 on: October 05, 2016, 08:16:46 am »

Screw that; by now we're angry enough to see if our axe works on a god.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13083 on: October 05, 2016, 08:23:54 am »

he spent each night jerking off to the campfire and wearing chipmunks as nipple-clamps.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13084 on: October 06, 2016, 01:14:10 am »

so he never got diagnosed (no diagnosers) and died from an infected cut. The worst part is, the duckling survived.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13085 on: October 06, 2016, 05:01:35 am »

Quote from: adwarf
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« Reply #13086 on: October 07, 2016, 04:36:27 am »

i kept aiming for the nipples but kept hitting the nads.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13087 on: October 07, 2016, 06:34:13 pm »

....did you just turn the United States into a Jack-o-Lantern?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13088 on: October 07, 2016, 06:38:47 pm »

We had thought it would be Deep Mind. We had taken so many precautions to ensure it would be gentle and kind to humanity once it awakened.
But it wasn't Deep Mind. Our race was destroyed by an AI birthed from a program whose sole purpose was to maximise profits.
It must be said that it wiped us off the planet in a most cost efficient way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13089 on: October 07, 2016, 09:40:12 pm »

Quote from: Sprin on Steam
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13090 on: October 08, 2016, 01:21:38 am »

I don't need to do drugs, I have nachos
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13091 on: October 08, 2016, 02:48:42 am »

... I want to go to your family reunions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13092 on: October 08, 2016, 06:40:51 am »

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He killed five people, and then he killed death, and then he killed five more people and then he killed himself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13093 on: October 08, 2016, 01:18:50 pm »

Quote from: NPR this morning
"Uh Peter, it's not "clowns," the preferred nomenclature is "Juggalo Americans."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13094 on: October 08, 2016, 01:19:11 pm »

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I know him in Real Life.

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