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[Furtuka]

[11:53]   adwarf   elf
[11:53]   adwarf   if you find mustard lewd
[11:54]   adwarf   there is a problem
[11:54]   ElfCollaborator   yay

[Dutrius]

Various quotes from a group Skype chat

I got poisoned in my sleep by bran stark
that's so...
uneventful

its like trying to have a conversation but your only aloud to say 1 word a day

it's like someone coming up to you and going "I'm suing you cause you copied my style by wearing a belt with your jeans" haha

On a completely different note, I was about to go against what I do in C++ and declare a *gasp* statically sized array.

I'm now going to drink my vodka and grape juice and forget all this rubbish.

I'll give one final hint: ASCII tables are your friend.

It's much better than that.
It's a signed picture of me on an empty cider bottle.

An Ordinator got himself stuck.
In the ceiling.

[Eric Blank]

I got a 69!~

[Dermonster]

It also doesn't fit here. There's nothing interesting about it.

Man I enforce these rules SUPER sporadically.

[Eric Blank]

What? Implied innuendo doesn't count?

[hops]

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[Dirst]

What? Implied innuendo doesn't count?

Implied innuendo is fine, unless the quote is only funny because of the implied innuendo.

[spümpkin]

In the words of esteemed Arseologist Sir Anthony "Mix-a-Lot" Ray: "Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah) / Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it) / Shake that healthy butt / Baby got back."

End Thesis.

[Yoink]

I wonder where his pants are though.

Edit:

I'm pretty sure wounded knee was not a music festival dude

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

[Spehss _]

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

I recognize this context.

[Whisperling]

I purpose that we upgrade syv from munchkin to force of nature.

[hops]

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

I don't think it's any less funny in context. Unless you meant social context, I guess, but then it's still a satire.

[TD1]

try hiding your soft smooshy body when you're the size of a beachball and things want to eat your tasty goopy bits. It ain't easy.

[Solifuge]

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

All things considered, that seems like a pretty modest proposal.