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[Gwolfski]

Man, she sure is durable. Om nom her more.

[Andres]

HORSE ARCHES FOLDED GORRILIAN TIMES

GO HOME WALL LOVER

[Rolan7]

I think I'll raise my children as Ice Ice Babies

[Yoink]

At some point, I seem to have become a dog

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Huh, so that's what Pharaoh Atem was doing during WWII.

[Andres]

Oh god and now the "menacing" kanji on a toilet ROFL. India is a terrible place...

[AzyWng]

I wanna have a bounty on my head, too!

[Yoink]

Dunking bananas in glasses of water typically just gives you soggy bananas, not fiery explosions.

Edit:

My childhood me is now figuratively crushing my ribcage in glee

Yoink is seeing his future in a jar of Vegemite

[IcyTea31]

^{_{What's with this forum and me getting mauled by werewolves...}}

Okay, let's just take this as far as possible. Do you know how I got these scars? I crashed into a werewolf in my car, and it came rolling in through the windshield. Still seatbelted, I fought it off with my bare hands before finally managing to shank it with a piece of broken glass. Then I hiked 20 miles through the Southern Californian snow, barefoot and uphills both ways, to first the hospital and then the police station.

[Dermonster]

a burrito the size of an infant's coffin

Context

[AzyWng]

There'll be a rush of customers soon. Like a waterfall of them. We call it "Death Niagara".

[HissinhWalnuts]

FoundedKing: castles are anti camel, because castles are anti-ships, and camels are counted as ships :3

[Arx]

For the same reason, halberdiers slaughter ships.

[Tiruin]

[16:24]   Tiruin   It seems like left clicking = 'do you want to delete EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH'
[16:25]   Sky   do you want to delete everything you care about and love for
[16:25]   Sky   Y/Y
[16:25]   Sky   or more like
[16:25]   Sky   Y/y

[16:25]   Tiruin   Remember yesterday when we thought it was about a drive (since D: is an external drive)\
[16:26]   scribblee   D: the drive of horror\
[16:26]   Sky   C: the happy drive

[IcyTea31]

you fucking nerds

WEAR YOUR DAMN SKIRTS WITH PRIDE GOD DAMN