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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762394 times)

Twinwolf

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12945 on: August 31, 2016, 09:08:50 pm »

Quote from: Empiricist is very quotable aren't they?
The sooner he gets the retroactive oedipus complex blasted out of his skull (presumably along with the rest of his brain matter) the better
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12946 on: August 31, 2016, 09:12:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12947 on: August 31, 2016, 09:17:13 pm »

Also..., it's huginormous.
Cutting words out of the middle is against the rules.  It's also vaguely vulgar  :o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12948 on: August 31, 2016, 11:21:51 pm »

Also..., it's huginormous.
Cutting words out of the middle is... vaguely vulgar  :o
Fite me :P
EDIT: I only do this in jest.

EDIT: Here's a quote without any words cut out the middle.
You can order a live goddam fish on Amazon.com.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2016, 11:24:44 pm by AzyWng »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12949 on: September 01, 2016, 02:10:55 am »

It's just that "hovercraft" and "oil drum of sexual lubricant" is the same word in hungarian.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12950 on: September 01, 2016, 03:22:01 am »

I have hated childrens ever since I was a children
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12951 on: September 01, 2016, 09:54:45 am »

I'll name all my children after famous vampires.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12952 on: September 01, 2016, 10:38:28 am »

if somebody came to me and told me they were named lestat Id punch them
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12953 on: September 01, 2016, 12:35:10 pm »

Quote from: My English teacher, 9/1/2016
Theres nothing that ruins a book better than some school.
I had a discussion on whether or not robots could give consent.

EDIT: Added a second one.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2016, 01:57:19 pm by AzyWng »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12954 on: September 01, 2016, 02:59:15 pm »

"can a table give consent if I strap a speaker to it saying 'I accept' whenever it is asked a question?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12955 on: September 01, 2016, 08:06:56 pm »

My 21 year old attractive ruler got cancer. It was face cancer, and the treatment was face removal.
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« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 04:49:55 am by Empiricist »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12957 on: September 02, 2016, 01:30:56 am »

A person fascinated with the idea of death, or maybe a hardcore hobbyist cheese maker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12958 on: September 02, 2016, 05:04:10 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12959 on: September 02, 2016, 06:55:34 pm »

reality starts to backflip into it's own face.

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