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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762331 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12810 on: August 02, 2016, 09:50:36 am »
Quote from: Blaze on July 28, 2016, 05:04:41 pm
Not 100% sure I'm playing this role right but.

1. Spawn.
2. Get into primary tool storage. Luck out with insulated gloves in electrical toolbox.
3. Hack into robotics.
4. Obtain Flash and Uniform.
5. Go into common room.
6. Flash random bystander.
7. Shove candy into their mouths.
8. Say "I am a very tall midget.".
9. HONK
10. Strip and throw clothes everywhere.
11. Run
12. HONK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12811 on: August 02, 2016, 05:38:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12812 on: August 02, 2016, 10:22:25 pm »
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MegaDwarfBonus: Send prisoners straight to hell. May make retrieving items difficult, however.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12813 on: August 03, 2016, 04:31:10 pm »
Quote from: One of my managers this morning
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Quote from: My boss yesterday
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12814 on: August 03, 2016, 08:38:16 pm »
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He can't complete the Pilgrimage because he got no hands ;_;
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12815 on: August 04, 2016, 05:51:45 am »
Quote from: My sister
Going by all these incidents the game should be subtitled "Team Darwin strikes back".
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Has that ever happened before?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12816 on: August 04, 2016, 07:55:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12817 on: August 04, 2016, 01:57:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12818 on: August 04, 2016, 07:08:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12819 on: August 04, 2016, 09:39:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12820 on: August 05, 2016, 01:27:51 pm »
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Cinder: the sausage will not be denied
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12821 on: August 05, 2016, 09:02:07 pm »
Quote from: flame99 on August 05, 2016, 01:27:51 pm
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Cinder: the sausage will not be denied
Is the context penises?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12822 on: August 05, 2016, 11:12:20 pm »
This makes me hungry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12823 on: August 05, 2016, 11:22:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12824 on: August 06, 2016, 12:02:07 am »
Eh, sure.
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