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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762633 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12690 on: July 04, 2016, 09:06:13 pm »

Hehe, lubricant. Deep enough for me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12691 on: July 05, 2016, 04:15:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12692 on: July 05, 2016, 05:02:26 pm »

See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
Miauw still beat you on the second quote, though.

And presumably past Yoink as well.
it surprises me that you remember me posting a quote that i dont even remember posting myself
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12693 on: July 05, 2016, 05:06:53 pm »

See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
Miauw still beat you on the second quote, though.

And presumably past Yoink as well.
it surprises me that you remember me posting a quote that i dont even remember posting myself
it's even more amazing because you posted that quote 4 years ago or so

like, jesus christ
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12694 on: July 06, 2016, 12:30:27 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12695 on: July 06, 2016, 12:59:22 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12696 on: July 06, 2016, 01:03:36 am »

Who has the time to even find a quote from four years ago?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12697 on: July 06, 2016, 01:10:36 am »

Yoink, apparently
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12698 on: July 06, 2016, 07:50:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12699 on: July 06, 2016, 02:25:10 pm »

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« Reply #12700 on: July 06, 2016, 03:01:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12701 on: July 06, 2016, 06:52:39 pm »

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« Reply #12702 on: July 06, 2016, 09:36:14 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12703 on: July 07, 2016, 10:38:47 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12704 on: July 07, 2016, 04:57:03 pm »

....How and why did I develop telekinesis for the sole purpose of pushing people?

Can't answer how, but the why pretty much answers itself, doesn't it?
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