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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711353 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12675 on: July 01, 2016, 02:12:56 am »

Awh, dammit. I was gonna post that one. Though I think my one's better cut, because it leaves more to the imagination :P

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The way you would've done it would've been against the rules. There is no full stop right after 'pounding'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12676 on: July 01, 2016, 09:55:58 am »

Eh, I did that out of habit. The impact is the same as if I'd left it out anyway

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12677 on: July 01, 2016, 12:51:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12678 on: July 01, 2016, 03:59:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12679 on: July 01, 2016, 05:47:39 pm »

Guess I can dig slug livestock though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12680 on: July 02, 2016, 03:45:08 am »

it was standard practice to refer to minivans as "Mormon assault vehicles."
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« Reply #12681 on: July 02, 2016, 08:13:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12682 on: July 03, 2016, 03:51:35 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12683 on: July 03, 2016, 05:17:25 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12684 on: July 03, 2016, 05:43:08 am »

Kind of like The Count of Monte Cristo, but with less hashish.
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Sex would be very fun
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12685 on: July 03, 2016, 02:23:02 pm »

They wont even hold a hammer, which is 600kg.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12686 on: July 03, 2016, 07:05:32 pm »

See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12687 on: July 04, 2016, 09:15:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12688 on: July 04, 2016, 09:17:03 am »

See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
Miauw still beat you on the second quote, though.

And presumably past Yoink as well.
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« Reply #12689 on: July 04, 2016, 09:47:30 am »

Really? I searched it forum-wide and everything. Bollocks.
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