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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12675 on: July 01, 2016, 02:12:56 am »
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Awh, dammit. I was gonna post that one. Though I think my one's better cut, because it leaves more to the imagination :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12676 on: July 01, 2016, 09:55:58 am »
Eh, I did that out of habit. The impact is the same as if I'd left it out anyway

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12677 on: July 01, 2016, 12:51:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12678 on: July 01, 2016, 03:59:27 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12679 on: July 01, 2016, 05:47:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12680 on: July 02, 2016, 03:45:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12681 on: July 02, 2016, 08:13:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12682 on: July 03, 2016, 03:51:35 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12683 on: July 03, 2016, 05:17:25 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12684 on: July 03, 2016, 05:43:08 am »
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Kind of like The Count of Monte Cristo, but with less hashish.
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Sex would be very fun
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12685 on: July 03, 2016, 02:23:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12686 on: July 03, 2016, 07:05:32 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 12:51:20 am
See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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Quote from: nenjin on April 25, 2012, 10:38:39 am
It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 08:16:13 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12687 on: July 04, 2016, 09:15:43 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12688 on: July 04, 2016, 09:17:03 am »
Quote from: Yoink on July 03, 2016, 07:05:32 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 12:51:20 am
See, stereotypes aren't always bad. Sometimes they make good pizza.
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Quote from: nenjin on April 25, 2012, 10:38:39 am
It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
Miauw still beat you on the second quote, though.

And presumably past Yoink as well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12689 on: July 04, 2016, 09:47:30 am »
Really? I searched it forum-wide and everything. Bollocks.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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