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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711408 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12660 on: June 26, 2016, 07:44:24 pm »

If you wanna be my waifu, you got to scare my diiiiick
Sparrows ain't got nothin the EAGLES GOT MY PICK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12661 on: June 26, 2016, 07:45:37 pm »

Quote from: Guess where?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12662 on: June 27, 2016, 03:35:07 am »

Cannibalism isn't heresy if you leave the skull. Then it's holy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12663 on: June 27, 2016, 01:49:23 pm »

[1] You screech at mortals with your shrillest seagull shriek. For some reason they get upset.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12664 on: June 27, 2016, 08:06:52 pm »

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« Last Edit: June 27, 2016, 08:40:17 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12665 on: June 28, 2016, 04:05:45 pm »

Honestly if we manage to pull together the foresight to NOT destroy our planet in the next 200 years, then we'll have defied nature.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12666 on: June 28, 2016, 04:07:46 pm »

Oh look. It's Cartman wearing a nazi costume sliding down a diversity rainbow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12668 on: June 29, 2016, 07:32:55 pm »

Quote from: A Warframe feedback thread
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I beat up some nun with a sword.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12669 on: June 30, 2016, 04:51:07 am »

Quote from: Reddit
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12670 on: June 30, 2016, 05:52:44 am »

I'm not super good at fingering myself
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12671 on: June 30, 2016, 12:10:31 pm »

I lay there as my opponent reeled back from my powerful pelvic pounding, struggling to stand, and eventually falling out of the ring.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12672 on: June 30, 2016, 01:09:13 pm »

Awh, dammit. I was gonna post that one. Though I think my one's better cut, because it leaves more to the imagination :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12673 on: June 30, 2016, 11:16:11 pm »

You may claim to be a skeleton, but I see though your lies. You are obviously a supercomputer.
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« Reply #12674 on: July 01, 2016, 01:29:39 am »

I can't even discuss Star Trek without people trying to kill and dismember me.
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