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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711133 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12556 on: May 31, 2016, 08:57:27 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12557 on: May 31, 2016, 03:05:37 pm »

what do you mean thats always is context
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« Reply #12558 on: June 01, 2016, 12:33:17 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12559 on: June 01, 2016, 03:14:39 pm »

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<%phil235> how much blood is there in a corgi puppy?
<%phil235> a liter?

this gets worse if you know the context, but it gets better if you know who this dude is
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12560 on: June 01, 2016, 03:24:56 pm »

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<%phil235> how much blood is there in a corgi puppy?
<%phil235> a liter?

this gets worse if you know the context, but it gets better if you know who this dude is
I'm actually wondering that, now.
How much blood is there in a puppy?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12561 on: June 01, 2016, 03:31:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12562 on: June 01, 2016, 07:07:39 pm »

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<%phil235> how much blood is there in a corgi puppy?
<%phil235> a liter?

this gets worse if you know the context, but it gets better if you know who this dude is
I'm actually wondering that, now.
How much blood is there in a puppy?
Wikipedia reports dogs have an average blood volume of 86 ml per kilogram. (wow wikipedia knows almost everything)   And dogs have massive differences in size and weight as both puppies and adults depending on breed. 

To use a corgi as an example. A random online search pulls up a result on some random dog lover forum that puts a 2 week corgi's weight at 6.2 lbs.  According to wolfram alpha 6.2 lbs is 2.81 kg.    86 * 2.81= 241.66 ml of blood in a corgi puppy.

So significantly less than a liter.  You would have to bleed out 4 corgi puppies to get close to a liter of blood.

Oh wait...this is the OCQ thread uh uh... *traws around threads for a few seconds*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12563 on: June 01, 2016, 07:15:04 pm »

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<%phil235> how much blood is there in a corgi puppy?
<%phil235> a liter?

this gets worse if you know the context, but it gets better if you know who this dude is
I'm actually wondering that, now.
How much blood is there in a puppy?
Wikipedia reports dogs have an average blood volume of 86 ml per kilogram. (wow wikipedia knows almost everything)   And dogs have massive differences in size and weight as both puppies and adults depending on breed. 

To use a corgi as an example. A random online search pulls up a result on some random dog lover forum that puts a 2 week corgi's weight at 6.2 lbs.  According to wolfram alpha 6.2 lbs is 2.81 kg.    86 * 2.81= 241.66 ml of blood in a corgi puppy.
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Cheers, that's pretty interesting.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12564 on: June 01, 2016, 07:18:04 pm »

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<%phil235> how much blood is there in a corgi puppy?
<%phil235> a liter?

this gets worse if you know the context, but it gets better if you know who this dude is
I'm actually wondering that, now.
How much blood is there in a puppy?
Wikipedia reports dogs have an average blood volume of 86 ml per kilogram. (wow wikipedia knows almost everything)   And dogs have massive differences in size and weight as both puppies and adults depending on breed. 

To use a corgi as an example. A random online search pulls up a result on some random dog lover forum that puts a 2 week corgi's weight at 6.2 lbs.  According to wolfram alpha 6.2 lbs is 2.81 kg.    86 * 2.81= 241.66 ml of blood in a corgi puppy.
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Cheers, that's pretty interesting.

Keyword being average. You know how those things can get, I'm sure. Outliers and all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12565 on: June 01, 2016, 11:34:54 pm »

That would have to be one very big corgi puppy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12566 on: June 02, 2016, 02:02:11 am »

It ate its siblings in the womb. Like that one species of shark.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12567 on: June 02, 2016, 01:14:20 pm »

You would have to bleed out 4 corgi puppies to get close to a liter of blood.

What I love about this forum is that one can use a sentence like that and no one even bats an eye.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12568 on: June 02, 2016, 03:24:42 pm »

Quote from: A webcomic. One I've quoted before.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12569 on: June 02, 2016, 03:31:54 pm »

Oh, I read that one.
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