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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1710646 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12510 on: May 21, 2016, 03:24:51 pm »

I had 3 years supply on a heavy drinker's consumption worth of tea multiplied threefold for less than £20.
That tea ran out a few weeks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12511 on: May 21, 2016, 04:46:59 pm »

Not a good OOCQ, dude.  If you have to cut out midsentence.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12512 on: May 21, 2016, 04:53:19 pm »

It's perfectly acceptable

Although the grammar on IcyTea's last sentence there is kinda awkward :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12513 on: May 21, 2016, 08:24:51 pm »

Quote from: The GMLuminati
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12514 on: May 22, 2016, 12:21:18 am »

the necronomicon is actually about lgbt rights
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12515 on: May 22, 2016, 12:34:23 am »

Although the grammar on IcyTea's last sentence there is kinda awkward :v
If I was actually quote mining maliciously and I really wanted to imply LW drank a 3 years' supply of tea in a few weeks, I'd do this:

I had 3 years supply [sic] on a heavy drinker's consumption worth of tea multiplied threefold [sic] for less than £20.
That tea ran out [sic] a few weeks

Siccing it isn't wrong as that's what LW really wrote, and it might further imply they don't have a perfect grasp of English grammar (probably all that tea hurting their focus), further advancing my evil plans.



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12516 on: May 22, 2016, 10:39:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12517 on: May 23, 2016, 12:34:56 am »

Also:

Quote from: Yakuza 5
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"I wouldn't want to."
"You ARE fucking with me!"
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"Your screams will soothe my burning cheek!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12518 on: May 23, 2016, 04:00:29 am »

if all goes according to plan in the future?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12519 on: May 23, 2016, 06:19:41 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12520 on: May 23, 2016, 01:17:24 pm »

My asshole status has been validated!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12521 on: May 23, 2016, 06:25:59 pm »

I'm 17, so I'm still one year from being a pedophile.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12522 on: May 24, 2016, 05:57:21 am »

Orange Wizard just comes in like he just entered a party when the music had awkwardly stopped, and tensions are high. And then he proceeds to begin breakdancing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12523 on: May 24, 2016, 06:22:58 am »

I'm just impotent
Apart from the things that are really, really wrong with me I am completely normal!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12524 on: May 24, 2016, 12:40:14 pm »

-SNIPPED TO PREVENT HOMICIDE-

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