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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762529 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12510 on: May 21, 2016, 03:24:51 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 21, 2016, 03:18:38 pm
I had 3 years supply on a heavy drinker's consumption worth of tea multiplied threefold for less than £20.
That tea ran out a few weeks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12511 on: May 21, 2016, 04:46:59 pm »
Not a good OOCQ, dude.  If you have to cut out midsentence.

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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12512 on: May 21, 2016, 04:53:19 pm »
It's perfectly acceptable

Although the grammar on IcyTea's last sentence there is kinda awkward :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12513 on: May 21, 2016, 08:24:51 pm »
Quote from: The GMLuminati
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12514 on: May 22, 2016, 12:21:18 am »
Quote from: Cinder on May 21, 2016, 09:07:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12515 on: May 22, 2016, 12:34:23 am »
Quote from: Tawa on May 21, 2016, 04:53:19 pm
Although the grammar on IcyTea's last sentence there is kinda awkward :v
If I was actually quote mining maliciously and I really wanted to imply LW drank a 3 years' supply of tea in a few weeks, I'd do this:

Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 21, 2016, 03:18:38 pm
I had 3 years supply [sic] on a heavy drinker's consumption worth of tea multiplied threefold [sic] for less than £20.
That tea ran out [sic] a few weeks

Siccing it isn't wrong as that's what LW really wrote, and it might further imply they don't have a perfect grasp of English grammar (probably all that tea hurting their focus), further advancing my evil plans.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12516 on: May 22, 2016, 10:39:37 pm »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12517 on: May 23, 2016, 12:34:56 am »
Also:

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"I wouldn't want to."
"You ARE fucking with me!"
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"Your screams will soothe my burning cheek!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12518 on: May 23, 2016, 04:00:29 am »
Quote from: Descan on May 22, 2016, 07:19:08 pm
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12519 on: May 23, 2016, 06:19:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12520 on: May 23, 2016, 01:17:24 pm »
Quote from: Tack on May 23, 2016, 11:58:23 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12521 on: May 23, 2016, 06:25:59 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on May 21, 2016, 11:52:33 pm
I'm 17, so I'm still one year from being a pedophile.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12522 on: May 24, 2016, 05:57:21 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12523 on: May 24, 2016, 06:22:58 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 24, 2016, 01:47:02 am
I'm just impotent
Quote from: scriver on May 24, 2016, 11:10:59 am
Apart from the things that are really, really wrong with me I am completely normal!
« Last Edit: May 24, 2016, 11:23:24 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12524 on: May 24, 2016, 12:40:14 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on May 24, 2016, 04:31:03 am
Quote from: Caroline on May 20, 2016, 09:26:59 pm
-SNIPPED TO PREVENT HOMICIDE-

Quote from: hector13 on May 24, 2016, 08:51:14 am
Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
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