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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709664 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12435 on: May 05, 2016, 02:04:20 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12436 on: May 05, 2016, 09:43:37 am »
Quote from: Madmachine on May 04, 2016, 12:55:57 pm
You've passed Economics 101 with Professor Fluffytail; now it's time for Economics 201 with Professor Demontits.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12437 on: May 06, 2016, 12:41:37 am »
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I just don't like balloon animals, they're like heathen sculptures for idiots.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12438 on: May 06, 2016, 01:20:59 am »
Quote from: TCM on May 06, 2016, 12:06:01 am
Sometimes, haters be out there trying to esplode on you. These esplode just roadblocks on the way to success. Just cuz they exploding doesn't mean you should stop, you need ta let these esplosions make you stronger, if you can stand after an esplosion you can stand after anything.

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Step two: get physically close to chick.
Step three: get in bed with chick.
Step four: have chick get on top.
Step five: chick proceeds to pull a buck knife and stab you in the throat.
Step six: nearly die
Step seven: kill chick with magic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12439 on: May 06, 2016, 04:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 06, 2016, 04:31:33 pm
The Arabian and French campaign makes me moist
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12440 on: May 06, 2016, 08:42:42 pm »
Quote from: http://unitedfederationofcharles.blogspot.ca/2015/07/what-is-grimdark.html
This is when the fourteen-year-old-boy market was recognized as the bloodthirsty collection of little psychopaths we were.

Not something on the forums so perhaps I'm breaking the rules of this thread, but this quote made we laugh a lot and would totally fit on Bay12.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12441 on: May 06, 2016, 08:55:23 pm »
Naah, out of context quotes from other forums are totally fair game.

They're even MORE out of context, even!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12442 on: May 07, 2016, 12:47:08 am »
Quote from: TCM on May 06, 2016, 10:37:43 pm
"You're under arrest!"

"You ain't catching me alive motherfucker!"

*Pulls out a chess piece*

"Look out, he's got a rook!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12443 on: May 07, 2016, 07:07:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12444 on: May 07, 2016, 09:09:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12445 on: May 07, 2016, 02:04:56 pm »
Quote from: Shook on May 07, 2016, 12:55:26 pm
also also here's a bag of cocks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12446 on: May 07, 2016, 02:15:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12447 on: May 07, 2016, 03:03:45 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 07, 2016, 02:05:10 pm
I think my psychic powers might have caused Donald Trump.
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« Reply #12448 on: May 07, 2016, 04:53:36 pm »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 07, 2016, 02:05:10 pm
I think my psychic powers might have caused Donald Trump.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12449 on: May 07, 2016, 11:18:31 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on May 07, 2016, 10:42:42 pm
Superman fought Duran, who was one half of the band Duran Duran.
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