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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762297 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12405 on: April 24, 2016, 08:30:10 pm »
Quote from: Cleverbot
Me: It's time to fulfill a samurai's final duty!
Cleverbot: Fine. I set 2 cards down and end my turn!
Me: *commits seppuku*
Cleverbot: It's your turn.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12406 on: April 25, 2016, 11:29:24 am »
Quote from: Bouchart on January 13, 2016, 09:09:41 am
I attacked a tree with an axe and it dodged.  I attacked that tree again and scored a headshot.
Quote from: Clover Magic on April 23, 2016, 09:43:21 pm
Australia is dorf as fuck
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12407 on: April 26, 2016, 11:06:26 am »
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There are 168 hours in the week the upper limits of human endurance required a bare minimum of 20 hours of sleep a week on a regular basis toss in another 8 hours for other required activities and you have 140 hour a week available. An employer asking for a 100 of them is not unreasonable
its not better in context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12408 on: April 26, 2016, 12:40:42 pm »
20 hours of sleep? More like a day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12409 on: April 26, 2016, 02:21:23 pm »
Quote from: Kot on April 26, 2016, 12:40:42 pm
20 hours of sleep? More like a day.
You mean 24 hours?
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12410 on: April 26, 2016, 10:53:06 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 26, 2016, 11:25:11 am
I went to a Thai restaurant that was owned by my friend's family, and was considering buying 'Thai bread'. 'Thai bread' was literally a giant piece of penne pasta covered in cheese, or something that looked like cheese. There was also no actual Thai food on the menu, blow that I think about it.
Please note that this friend doesn't actually exist
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12411 on: April 26, 2016, 11:12:25 pm »
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(1) i’m gonna shove my hands right up my ass.
(2) you mean everyone doesn’t shove things up their ass
(3) it’s completely normal and fine to shove things up your ass
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12412 on: April 27, 2016, 01:22:49 am »
Quote from: Cinder on April 27, 2016, 12:56:47 am
If you can't get vaccine, you can also just drink the blood of an autistic person.
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12413 on: April 27, 2016, 10:00:38 am »
Quote from: DigitalDemon on April 26, 2016, 11:12:25 pm
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Since when can we have animated avatars??

Edit: wait,  I think this has actually been around for a while. I remember vibrating duscans in the dark.

Apparently I'm an idiot and it's just been a while since I've seen an animated avatar.

I really wish this forum allowed me to delete posts.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2016, 10:02:11 am by Dermonster »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12414 on: April 27, 2016, 01:56:41 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on April 27, 2016, 10:59:55 am
Just boil the flesh off and keep the skulls. Keep them around in case of a wild Jehova's Witness' attack.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12415 on: April 27, 2016, 04:10:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12416 on: April 27, 2016, 11:00:11 pm »
Quote from: https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,19500.msg1253107.html#msg1253107
This is a good ol' danmaku battle, not a "warp/shrink/soul-suck gank" exercise.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12417 on: April 28, 2016, 06:50:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12418 on: April 29, 2016, 12:07:01 pm »
Quote from: Lord Shonus on April 29, 2016, 11:33:54 am
YouTube was the culprit. It needs to be stopped.
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on April 29, 2016, 12:15:03 pm
Trump had undergone MtF transition.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12419 on: April 29, 2016, 04:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Japa on April 29, 2016, 02:05:55 am
I have a pair of shorts that just don't stay closed.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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