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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709442 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12345 on: April 06, 2016, 08:08:43 pm »

Goodbye, Butt Ass. You will be missed. *salute* ;-;7
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12346 on: April 06, 2016, 09:09:57 pm »

I was wearing two pairs of pants on top of eachother, while my legs were poking through.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12347 on: April 06, 2016, 10:02:30 pm »

I thought it weird that a pooping dog was helping me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12348 on: April 07, 2016, 09:55:05 pm »

Quote from: Reddit
Shit if I could just grow wolf ears and tail like her I'd douse myself in barbeque sauce and streak through one of their meetings
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12350 on: April 08, 2016, 02:29:29 pm »

Someone should actually make that fight...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12351 on: April 08, 2016, 04:42:58 pm »

Please don't. The original was mindfucky enough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12352 on: April 08, 2016, 05:29:29 pm »

Please don't. The original was mindfucky enough.
Please do.
Moar mindfuckery.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12353 on: April 08, 2016, 06:17:07 pm »

Contains citric acid.  Spray directly into mouth.
Suitable for vegetarians!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12354 on: April 08, 2016, 07:59:09 pm »

Rah Rah! America's number one!
who wants to attend ASS
the focus of that second one is the "attend" part I swear
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12355 on: April 09, 2016, 08:34:46 am »

//MY STARS. I HAVE OFFICIALLY SPENT 2 WEEKS OF MY LIFE DRAWING A DAMN OCTAHEDRON
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12356 on: April 10, 2016, 07:20:02 am »

>Fell in love with my dad
>Try setting him up for a "eat my sausage" line
>Says he's vegetarian.
>Try setting him up for a "better have sex with me before I go off to war" line
>Says the war is a joke.
>Fuck this, I'll just kill myself.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12358 on: April 10, 2016, 03:41:22 pm »

Why did I swallow
Martin Gray
to stay
dry
i am
the result
In a few years,
The number of deaths
but
music
without
After the game, the next morning, and he said yes.
now
March
to stay
However, the water,
i am
piercing
Blue and white ball
on the floor
look like
together
currently
culture
now
one by one
terrorism
this world
look like
Vehicle
Philadelphia
Day and night,
Kovač, war and peace
A lot.
the
We believe in love
If you hear an alarm
March
to stay
However, the water,
i am
men
I also can edit quotes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12359 on: April 10, 2016, 07:44:38 pm »

I know, I know, I was just wondering if you had dealt with any customers that managed to set themselves on fire.
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