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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762017 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12315 on: April 01, 2016, 11:22:03 pm »

I know quoting LW is cheating, but...
they only appropriate course of action is to avoid getting a boner and hope that the thing starves to death.

E: Oops, false attribution.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2016, 11:41:37 pm by IcyTea31 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12316 on: April 01, 2016, 11:35:44 pm »

I didn't say that

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12317 on: April 01, 2016, 11:38:44 pm »

* IronTomato frantically searches
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12318 on: April 02, 2016, 12:29:53 am »

Subjecting people to Shyamalan over petty shit is a war crime
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12319 on: April 02, 2016, 04:19:50 am »

Quote from: Romance Detective
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12320 on: April 02, 2016, 05:09:33 am »

Quote from: An Acquaintance
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12321 on: April 02, 2016, 04:51:09 pm »

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I would never throw a kitten into the sun!

Clearly not the applicant we're looking for. Thank you and good day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12322 on: April 02, 2016, 08:18:21 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12323 on: April 03, 2016, 02:04:13 am »

i don't go around telling you how to stab butts
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12325 on: April 03, 2016, 09:09:19 pm »

squeeze the balls if you get into trouble.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12326 on: April 03, 2016, 09:17:19 pm »

Please avoid double posts. The edit function would appreciate senpai noticing it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12327 on: April 04, 2016, 03:31:22 am »

Hey, the bait worked!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12328 on: April 04, 2016, 03:32:28 am »

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Then do a night raid and squeeze the balls if you get into trouble.
Dang, forgot to quote instead of copy paste. It's from this forum though.
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