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[Wolfhunter107]

Donkeys reproduce by laying burritos.

[Orange Wizard]

13 hours. He didn't come.

It's not like he hasn't gone for 13 hours before though. I've done it four times even :V So I know how hard it is.

[hops]

<Tiruin> WHERE IS SHE
<Tiruin> I WANT TO GLOMP HER SOUL

[TheBiggerFish]

<Tiruin> WHERE IS SHE
<Tiruin> I WANT TO GLOMP HER SOUL

Aww, that's cute.

[Orange Wizard]

Istanbul in Turkey is the only naturally occurring transcontinental city.

[IcyTea31]

if there's anything sillier than a barbershop on a space station, it's an illegal barbershop on a space station.

[chaotic skies]

((Who Says you need Any Weapon skills when you can "Accidentally" Stab Someone in several Very Necessary Vains and Arterys With a Dangerously Drugged Scalpel?))

[Twinwolf]

Those schoolgirls are the fucking death korp of krieg.

[AzyWng]

Trump could have +4 Aux and +4 Cha with those negatives.
Also, I'm a bit confused how Trump only has a -1 to science? Should be -2 by all accounts.

[TheBiggerFish]

don't tell anyone i said this
but
i think
that Obama might be working for the government

[chaotic skies]

((I'd hate to BEAR the burden of having to deal with actual bear training. That sounds like a good way to experience unBEARable pain because you can't bring your weapons to BEAR when you're trying to tame the creature and BEARly not dying.))

[Rolan7]

I'd like to formally and publically apologize for the incredible ineptness of my solar wiring that lead to drone's suicide bombing

[IcyTea31]

I didn't have to deal with any filthy beatnicks.

Only cost me the equivalent of all the wine in fucking Europe.

[TempAcc]

The Toady Harem

[spümpkin]

You should really try running over children some time. It's quite good.

Me: What are you doing?
PencilArt: Oh, just butchering these children's corpses I ran over with my truck.

((These quotes aren't exact, but they mean the same thing.))