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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756429 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12225 on: March 17, 2016, 12:40:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12226 on: March 18, 2016, 04:05:07 am »
Quote from: Majestic7 on March 18, 2016, 04:03:38 am
Everyone knows Australians are not really humans. No human could survive out there. I was thinking about aliens (since that is where Occam's Razor always goes first), but then I heard about the drop bears. You see, the drop bear population is suffering from a chlamydia epidemic. Where did they get it originally? Obviously from fucking Aussies. This leads to the logical conclusion that all Aussies are drop bear hybrids masquerading as humans.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12227 on: March 19, 2016, 03:07:49 am »
ignoreeeee
« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 12:24:40 am by DigitalDemon »
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When in doubt, use puns.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12228 on: March 19, 2016, 10:23:58 am »
Quote from: DigitalDemon on March 19, 2016, 03:07:49 am
Note: None of these may seem funny, but I haven't eaten in 8 hours so hell if I know.
*sympathetic pat*
May you acquire nutriment rapidly.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12229 on: March 19, 2016, 12:09:17 pm »
Quote from: DigitalDemon on March 19, 2016, 03:07:49 am

Quote from: Me talking to myself over the past few hours due to isolation and playing mobile games
1. Somebody's gotta push the buttons, mr. Giant centipede, and that somebody is you
2. But how can i tell that im crazy, if im crazy?
3.Why thanks for just coming here, shooting a few bombs, and then leaving without a trace a few seconds later. Some friends.

Note: None of these may seem funny, but I haven't eaten in 8 hours so hell if I know.

I do that to myself sometimes too.

Sometimes when playing multiplayer I say it over the mic or type it in in-game chat, but usually not.

Anyway, my quote is:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12230 on: March 19, 2016, 03:40:39 pm »
Quote from: Vector on March 19, 2016, 03:38:06 pm
thx I shall definitely aspire to continue not lighting my hands on fire on subsequent tea-steeping missions
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12231 on: March 19, 2016, 05:15:40 pm »
no nvm
« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 12:24:24 am by DigitalDemon »
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Quote from: Sergarr
When in doubt, use puns.
Quote from: Calidovi
in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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that's pretty gay

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12232 on: March 19, 2016, 09:23:47 pm »
We can OOCQ ourselves now?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12233 on: March 19, 2016, 09:55:10 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on March 19, 2016, 09:23:47 pm
We can OOCQ ourselves now?
No, but fuck it.

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12234 on: March 20, 2016, 12:03:07 am »
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12235 on: March 20, 2016, 12:15:25 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12236 on: March 20, 2016, 12:18:45 am »
Don't make Derm angry, people, you will not like him when he's angry.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12237 on: March 20, 2016, 12:24:08 am »
Oh, sorry, I hadn't actually seen the OP. I apologize, and I will remove my posts.
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Quote from: Sergarr
When in doubt, use puns.
Quote from: Calidovi
in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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that's pretty gay

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12238 on: March 20, 2016, 12:29:16 am »
Er, you're probably actually good.

It's mostly the people that should know better.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12239 on: March 20, 2016, 12:49:56 am »
I think it's just because derm hasn't come in here yet to tell us all to quittit.  (Huh odd, my reply button did not remind me of new posts.  Hi derm.)

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« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 12:52:41 am by Greiger »
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