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[Akura]

You consider asking why they didn't remove the manacles, and decide an old woman with a nagging cough isn't the one to ask.

Seriously though, where did that come from? I looked up "touhou text adventure", and one of the first hits was called Blindness of Overseer.

[Tawa]

Got repeatedly murdered by some russian guy.

[AzyWng]

Nah, don’t worry about and properly document this alarming lapse in memory. Don’t look for more notes in the journal, either. Just go ahead, put away your weapon, and have some more unprotected sex. It’s not like you’re trapped in a magical, time-altering, memory-impairing, impenetrable sphere-thing or whatever.

[Orange Wizard]

keas, having motivation, are easier to predict

    NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN FIREMAN YOU CANT FUCK A FIREMAN YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING FIREMAN IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE HOT AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH FIREMAN AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING

    K I N K S H A M E R

    BECAUSE
    YOU
    CANT
    FUCK
    A
    FIREMAN

    IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU

    CANNOT
    BY ANY FUCKING MEANS
    FUCK
    A FIREMAN
    FIREDADDY
    FIREY BRO

    NO
    THERES NO WAY
    THERES NOTHING THERE
    YOU GONNA FUCKING? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON TINDER??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A FIERY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY???FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    YOU
    C A N N O T
    C
    A
    N
    N
    T

    FUCK
    A
    F I R E M A N

    IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT
    FUCK
    A
    FIREMAB
    I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT

    FUCK
    A FIREMAB

    YOU CANT
    CUFUCK
    A
    FIREMAH


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    YYYYYYPI CANT FYCKCA A FUCKCING SKELEON BYIU CANT FUCK A NOKNE OU WVAKAMKNSHSGWHSUWMUWKANODUWLAOWTWIWPQMSBGXTXISWPPQEYEBXH YCKWOW GRONSHS YOU CANT


    MMM

    MM


    YIU


    CANNOT

    MMM

    F U CK

    A


    F I R EM AB


    PYROPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW


    WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY FIRE FUCKER??? YOU FUCK FIRES??? SMOKY FIRES!??!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE?
    ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! GRILLBY IS A FUCKIG

    FIRE
    MAN

    F I R E. FI R E. FIREIRIRE
    FIIIIOOOOIIIIRE
    FIERY FRIERY
    HES A FIFE
    ONE FIFE
    AFIFE P

    HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS A BOW ANS A VEST I WANT TO

    CONNIT

    AUICIDE
    HE HAS NO TONGUE
    HE CANT KISS YOU
    YOU DIRTY FIRE FUCKER

    HE HAS NO DICK
    HE CANT FUCK YOU
    YOU DIRTY FIRE FUCKER

    HE HAS NOTHING
    N O T H I N G
    ITS


    E M P T Y

    HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A FIREMANVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING FOREMAN??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking FIREEEEWEMAN??!?? FIRE!!!!!!!! FIRES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING FIIIIIIIIIFES

    FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES
    FIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSA
    AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO

    MEATY HANDS
    NO FAT FUCKING HANDS
    TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT

    YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
    NO HANDS HES A


    F I R E MAN

    FURMAN !!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING FIREMAN

[BlackFlyme]

I shouldn't be proud of this, but I am.

Ah fuck, I missed one of the skeletons in there.

[Dermonster]

What the hell?

[IcyTea31]

It makes no sense to me in context, either.

I must concur:

What the hell?

[BlackFlyme]

I tried to find a picture of a fire-man from the game Undertale, since it would be relevant to the situation, but all Google gave me was porn of the character, and I couldn't bloody well post that, so I just recycled the "You can't fuck a skeleton meme" but replaced all the words "SKELETON" with "FIREMAN", and I thought it was funny at the time I'm sorry I should probably get some sleep but I can't stop laughiong.

[Kadzar]

How does one earn an explosion?

Taken from one of the comments here.

[flame99]

Mister Fisto (follow) shouts, "I MUST GO ON A QUEST TO FIND MY DICK!"

[Tawa]

Comic Sans? I'm pretty sure I speak in that font

[chaotic skies]

Was chased about by a murderous individual who could only kill if less than 2 people were looking at him, and could only be stopped when no one knew he was there. It was a bit weird. And nightmarish.

[TheBiggerFish]

Argh, guys, use the quote button!

Was chased about by a murderous individual who could only kill if less than 2 people were looking at him, and could only be stopped when no one knew he was there. It was a bit weird. And nightmarish.

I have seen this quote before!

[chaotic skies]

The dream thread's a wierd-ass place.

[TheBiggerFish]

Which is why you attribute things!