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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762324 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11910 on: January 15, 2016, 09:30:08 pm »

(Whew.  I was worried you'd bust out your old sig.)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11911 on: January 15, 2016, 10:21:40 pm »

Quote from: Steam chatroom with friends
It's easier than it looks. Deal with the zombies first then let the pig charge at you and dodge.  When you see it's ass take whatever you have in your hand and shove it as deep in there as you can.   
Might need to do that a couple times.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11912 on: January 15, 2016, 11:51:40 pm »

Sometimes I wonder if Bay12 could do with a 'Like' system like on Sufficientvelocity. When you just paste the quote and get no feedback it's a bit hollow, innit?

It's about fucking time I'm back here. It's been like, 100 pages.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11913 on: January 16, 2016, 12:01:59 am »

Thanks for that, by the way. I love all these dick jokes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11914 on: January 16, 2016, 12:04:40 am »

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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11915 on: January 16, 2016, 12:05:43 am »

M8
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11916 on: January 16, 2016, 12:07:31 am »

I still have lock powers. Just cause I've basically left the forum at this point doesn't mean you can taunt DERMONSTER!

anyway blah blah shaddup.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11917 on: January 16, 2016, 12:25:12 am »

I can actually taunt the Derm. Taunt. Taunt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11918 on: January 16, 2016, 01:33:14 pm »

He can taunt the Derm.

Egan_BW is... the most interesting poster in the world.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11919 on: January 16, 2016, 01:54:02 pm »

Stop.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11920 on: January 16, 2016, 02:08:57 pm »

Sometimes I wonder if Bay12 could do with a 'Like' system like on Sufficientvelocity. When you just paste the quote and get no feedback it's a bit hollow, innit?
For what it's worth, I like this thread's system quite a bit (save when folks putz about violating the chatter ruleset, anyway). No feedback means everything's equal, more or less, y'know? Is kinda' refreshing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11921 on: January 16, 2016, 03:42:59 pm »

WTF just happened?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11922 on: January 16, 2016, 04:31:00 pm »

I bet they would make a good hunting dog. If you can somehow convince them not to imgregnate the game.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11923 on: January 16, 2016, 04:39:38 pm »

Some girls look sexier as a fluffable pillow you can hit when you watch reruns of Neon Genesis Evangelion on your laptop in a bunker in Asia Minor while listening to the landmines detonate outside the wire and the cries of revolutionaries fill the air with false pleas to a god who has long since moved to America and voted for Burnie Sanders, without looking at the vice president and once he dies in office will be filled with regret as Vice President Clinton's Light Yagami-esque plan comes to fruition.

And some girls can pull of knee socks. I can't. I'm not a girl.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11924 on: January 16, 2016, 08:14:50 pm »

WTF just happened?
Derm not putting up with DPRK shit in OOC thread
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I have a strange theory, that some girls are actually not creatures of night, underworld or some forgotten horror in human form, which was awokened by greed of british petrolium.
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