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[inteuniso]

12:11 PM - Curtis: so the text doesn't seek to make any claims, save that Wicca is good, embrace the vagina

[Graknorke]

In this Season I was much surpriz'd with the Increase of my Family; I had been concern'd for the Loss of one of my Cats, who run away from me, or as I thought had been dead, and I heard no more Tale or Tidings of her, till to my Astonishment she came Home about the End of August, with three Kittens; this was the more strange to me, because tho' I had kill'd a wild Cat, as I call'd it, with my Gun; yet I thought it was a quite differing Kind from our European Cats; yet the young Cats were the same Kind of House breed like the old one; and both my Cats being Females, I thought it very strange: But from these three Cats, I afterwards came to be so pester'd with Cats, that I was forc'd to kill them like Vemine, or wild Beats, and to drive them from my House as much as possible.

Robinson Crusoe: Catsplosion

Robinson Crusoe had cats? Man I honestly don't remember that.

[Eric Blank]

Doesn't sound like he had them for long...

[BFEL]

The fart tuba is the greatest part of genocide

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Immature, may or may not violate first thread rule but too good to pass up (click to show/hide)

So what do you guys think? What's your favourite Dick

Now and then a grab a random obscure Dick

more bath salts for you

we're dragging ourselves out of a flawed two-party system through a bipartisan agreement to try and bang the nurse

[USEC_OFFICER]

Your bedridden lich-king of suckage gradually slays every noble in your realm.

[Tawa]

Yeah that guy.  I fried him a few months ago.

[Loud Whispers]

The sad thing is, that could have worked perfectly if it wasn't depicted as you romancing the eight year old.

[Furtuka]

[17:42]   Gig   humanity did not progress without taking risks
[17:42]   Gig   sometimes that means you gotta hug a snek

[IcyTea31]

So the afterlife has Internet.

This is critical information

[BFEL]

when ur not home and you hire someone to have sex with your poo while you're away.

[Tawa]

Holy shit, where did this beard come from? Where are my boobs!?

[MaximumZero]

It's about fucking time I'm back here. It's been like, 100 pages.

[TheBiggerFish]

Er...Please don't punch us?  Yet?

[MaximumZero]

Er...Please don't punch us?  Yet?

I'll think about it.