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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762291 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11880 on: January 08, 2016, 09:19:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11881 on: January 09, 2016, 12:43:20 am »

Words are made by blowing air out your mouth, air movement is wind, ergo words are wind.
Ergo you can blow me, you pedant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11882 on: January 09, 2016, 04:46:50 pm »

In 4th century Egypt everyone wore tuxedos and top hats and used paper money to 'make it rain'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11883 on: January 09, 2016, 04:56:42 pm »

In 4th century Egypt everyone wore tuxedos and top hats and used paper money to 'make it rain'.

Your sig quote only makes this funnier.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11884 on: January 10, 2016, 08:07:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11885 on: January 10, 2016, 02:42:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11887 on: January 10, 2016, 08:58:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11888 on: January 11, 2016, 02:54:38 am »

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The [North] Korean masks were not suited for the faces of non-East Asian people.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11889 on: January 11, 2016, 09:01:58 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11890 on: January 11, 2016, 10:55:15 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11891 on: January 11, 2016, 06:25:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11892 on: January 12, 2016, 03:49:48 pm »

Let me tell you about chemical genocide - it feels great.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11893 on: January 12, 2016, 07:44:42 pm »

"John just bought a chocolate cake. It's covered in real gold dust. Inedible but pretty, I guess."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11894 on: January 13, 2016, 10:51:03 am »

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In this Season I was much surpriz'd with the Increase of my Family; I had been concern'd for the Loss of one of my Cats, who run away from me, or as I thought had been dead, and I heard no more Tale or Tidings of her, till to my Astonishment she came Home about the End of August, with three Kittens; this was the more strange to me, because tho' I had kill'd a wild Cat, as I call'd it, with my Gun; yet I thought it was a quite differing Kind from our European Cats; yet the young Cats were the same Kind of House breed like the old one; and both my Cats being Females, I thought it very strange: But from these three Cats, I afterwards came to be so pester'd with Cats, that I was forc'd to kill them like Vemine, or wild Beats, and to drive them from my House as much as possible.
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