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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757170 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11865 on: January 05, 2016, 07:09:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11866 on: January 05, 2016, 07:21:14 pm »
Quote from: Tack on January 05, 2016, 01:14:02 pm
Aw, I read the sauce and found out it was about an execution speech.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11867 on: January 05, 2016, 08:13:04 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on January 05, 2016, 07:38:14 pm
It was quite heartwarming killing everyone, really.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11868 on: January 06, 2016, 11:30:32 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on January 05, 2016, 02:51:20 pm
Only read the sauce if you're ready to accept the consequence.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11869 on: January 06, 2016, 03:39:57 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on January 06, 2016, 01:43:38 pm
...and my Jojo boner was very tickled, thank you Project Mirai. ...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11870 on: January 06, 2016, 09:29:20 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on January 06, 2016, 09:16:10 pm
so the scenario I imagined was that the two are falling from a building, and the other person made a makeshift parachute using a condom.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11871 on: January 06, 2016, 09:45:00 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 06, 2016, 09:39:33 pm
INTP not actually that logical, considering that their example is holding a sample of a chemical solution which is reacting unusually about four inches above their face. :V
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11872 on: January 07, 2016, 02:48:56 am »
Quote from: Graknorke on January 06, 2016, 09:20:11 pm
I find that friends are better unsalted. A bit of rosemary can do wonders though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11873 on: January 07, 2016, 04:17:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11874 on: January 07, 2016, 05:39:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11875 on: January 07, 2016, 06:03:06 pm »
Quote from: Tack on January 07, 2016, 05:59:06 pm
Now I have become hug whore. They are casual and meaningless to me...
But boob girl and I... Now cuddle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11876 on: January 07, 2016, 10:56:34 pm »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on January 05, 2016, 08:31:30 pm
you are a tribal vault-hunting cyborg mailperson who set off a bunch of nukes (twice), helped a bunch of ungrateful fucks take over the hoover dam for muh power, got shot in the head and lived with probably no repercussions whatsoever, and is gay for their own brain
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11877 on: January 07, 2016, 10:58:56 pm »
Quote from: AlleeCat on January 07, 2016, 10:56:34 pm
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on January 05, 2016, 08:31:30 pm
you are a tribal vault-hunting cyborg mailperson who set off a bunch of nukes (twice), helped a bunch of ungrateful fucks take over the hoover dam for muh power, got shot in the head and lived with probably no repercussions whatsoever, and is gay for their own brain
Not too hard to guess the context there, but still funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11878 on: January 08, 2016, 05:14:41 am »
Quote from: scrdest on January 05, 2016, 01:03:51 pm
You fail to take in account that Life is a slow-acting poison.
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11879 on: January 08, 2016, 04:51:53 pm »
23:51 - xAzkanan: I'm so fucking confused.
23:51 - xAzkanan: I have these frozen chips in my wardrobe
23:51 - xAzkanan: And I don't know why.
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