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[smjjames]

Jeb Bush: Donald Trump gets foreign policy advice 'in his pajamas'

It's funny both in context and out of context.

context: http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/28/politics/jeb-bush-donald-trump-foreign-policy-pajamas/index.html

[Insanegame27]

You said you wanted to learn to restrain yourself.

Oh no.  You see Im perfectly capable of restraint.  I said that to make myself look like a better person than I really am.

Links?

[TheBiggerFish]

Maybe it's about what to name this game's successor, since "The Bleak Abyss of Space Now that the Sun is Dead and the Scarred Earth has Escaped its Gravitational Field Academy" is too much of a mouthful, as is "Some Asshole's Shooting Down the Other Nine Suns Academy". "Dyson Sphere Academy" and "Black Dwarf Academy" sound too sci-fi, and "Grazing Occultation Academy" doesn't really roll off the tongue too well.

[MaximumZero]

You can, if you're a lesbian.

I do'nt get it.

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dike or dyke
[dahyk]
Spell Syllables
Examples Word Origin
noun
1.
an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river:
They built a temporary dike of sandbags to keep the river from flooding the town.
...
7.
Geology.
a long, narrow, cross-cutting mass of igneous rock intruded into a fissure in older rock.
a similar mass of rock composed of other kinds of material, as sandstone.

...

dyke or dike
[dahyk]
Spell Syllables
noun, Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
1.
a contemptuous term used to refer to a lesbian.

Also: Lesbos is a Greek island, which is where we got the term lesbian to begin with, particularly from the poet Sappho.

[Skyrunner]

<Darvi> Basically communism means that somebody gifts you a decapitated head while you're asleep

[DoctorMcTaalik]

The 5-second-reset actually has a tiny skeleton inside that decides how thongs should be reset.

[Skyrunner]

everyone's favorite pan-dimensional cannibal space babies

[IcyTea31]

Summary execution is a punishment, not punctuation.

Summary execution is both punishment AND punctuation.

[TheBiggerFish]

Socks.

[Spehss _]

He opened his backpack and showed its contents to her.  It was empty.  "This is the bag of all the fucks I don't give."

[IcyTea31]

So, if he has no fucks to not give, does that mean he does give a fuck?

[Yoink]

The dude went to the effort of buying a backpack and carrying it around just for that joke, I think he gives quite a few fucks indeed.

[Orange Wizard]

In multiple decades of potatoing, it was the worst potato I've ever potato'd.

[FallacyofUrist]

The question is, did you post that before I changed my sig.

[Orange Wizard]

Why is that a question.