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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764615 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11790 on: December 19, 2015, 02:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 12:54:54 pm
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Damn you.

Look what you made me do.

I hereby curse you to marry a sick cockroach and work as an electrician
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11791 on: December 19, 2015, 05:10:35 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 19, 2015, 02:49:55 pm
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 12:54:54 pm
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Damn you.

Look what you made me do.

I hereby curse you to marry a sick cockroach and work as an electrician
So you curse me with a wife who cooks my meals loves me unconditonally and bares one of the most adorable children in anime AND a steady well paying job?

O noooo... What am I going to doooooo....

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11792 on: December 20, 2015, 05:32:20 am »
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 05:10:35 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 19, 2015, 02:49:55 pm
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 12:54:54 pm
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Damn you.

Look what you made me do.

I hereby curse you to marry a sick cockroach and work as an electrician
So you curse me with a wife who cooks my meals loves me unconditonally and bares one of the most adorable children in anime AND a steady well paying job?
The fuck!?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11793 on: December 20, 2015, 07:58:08 am »
Sounds like a sweet deal to me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11794 on: December 20, 2015, 08:08:26 am »
Yeah, I don't know what you're so surprised about, Andres.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11795 on: December 20, 2015, 08:42:51 am »
Probably the cockroach waifu bearing adorable children, but I can't say for sure.
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« Reply #11796 on: December 20, 2015, 04:21:29 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 20, 2015, 08:42:51 am
Probably the cockroach waifu bearing adorable children, but I can't say for sure.
Yes, that and...everything else...
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11797 on: December 20, 2015, 04:27:43 pm »
A friendly reminder that OOCQ is not supposed to have context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11798 on: December 20, 2015, 04:47:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11799 on: December 21, 2015, 11:56:20 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11800 on: December 21, 2015, 01:18:17 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on December 21, 2015, 01:02:38 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11801 on: December 21, 2015, 04:44:59 pm »
Quote from: Andres on December 20, 2015, 05:32:20 am
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 05:10:35 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 19, 2015, 02:49:55 pm
Quote from: Sprin on December 19, 2015, 12:54:54 pm
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Damn you.

Look what you made me do.

I hereby curse you to marry a sick cockroach and work as an electrician
So you curse me with a wife who cooks my meals loves me unconditonally and bares one of the most adorable children in anime AND a steady well paying job?
The fuck!?
If you marry a Japanese cockroach, she will cook for you and love you unconditionally. But if she speaks Korean, she'll rip out your liver, eat it with you, then decorate your house with the entrails of your children and eat the neighbors for funsies.

Don't fuck with Korean cockroaches.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11802 on: December 21, 2015, 04:50:33 pm »
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The reindeer escaped after slipping its rope, but was later tempted back into their truck.

Just sounds so menacing...
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« Reply #11803 on: December 22, 2015, 02:51:20 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11804 on: December 22, 2015, 04:37:42 am »
Quote from: Meph on December 20, 2015, 03:40:29 am
I dont like it because I think it is unnecessary to run a mod.
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