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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11700 on: November 19, 2015, 02:03:43 pm »
Quote from: Sergarr on November 19, 2015, 01:05:29 pm
Russia (along with over post-Soviet states) is apparently so backwards in medicine that it's actually on the forefront

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11701 on: November 20, 2015, 03:11:26 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 20, 2015, 01:04:14 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11702 on: November 21, 2015, 12:19:26 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on November 20, 2015, 11:40:57 pm
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WE HAVE A WINNER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ICE? I APPEAR TO BE ON FIRE FROM THAT SICK FUCKING BURN
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11703 on: November 21, 2015, 01:52:44 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 20, 2015, 10:28:49 pm
where would you run to when there is no food and no water everywhere - only Mongolians?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11704 on: November 21, 2015, 12:22:54 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 21, 2015, 11:50:53 am
hopping on a skeleton until it stops generating free energy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11705 on: November 22, 2015, 10:04:07 am »
Quote from: Jopax on November 21, 2015, 11:12:12 am
same way that only Soviets can chuckle Sovietly obviously.
Quote from: the1337doofus on November 21, 2015, 09:23:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11706 on: November 22, 2015, 10:51:48 am »
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It’s change that might make sales less “fun” — less akin to waking up on Christmas morning every day, only Santa is Gabe Newell and he takes your money — but it also sounds far more useful.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11707 on: November 22, 2015, 06:11:20 pm »
Quote from: Kot on November 22, 2015, 05:47:52 pm
No, he has a vagina on his forehead.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11708 on: November 23, 2015, 08:36:39 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 23, 2015, 08:18:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11709 on: November 24, 2015, 02:48:00 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on November 24, 2015, 02:45:27 pm
I accidentally became the King of Scotland.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11710 on: November 24, 2015, 06:33:27 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11711 on: November 24, 2015, 08:44:47 pm »
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Sadly it isn't known at what number 4th dimension sausages become inefficient.

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In 1998 it was proven that the Sausage Conjecture was correct for dimensions equal to or larger than 42.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11712 on: November 25, 2015, 08:25:29 am »
 Im a libiterian and I wank all I want!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11713 on: November 25, 2015, 01:36:33 pm »
Quote from: sprinkled chariot on November 25, 2015, 01:33:39 pm
If I had seen new zealanders occupying my frying pan and stealing my potato, I would go to terrified thread.

Quote from: Frumple on November 21, 2015, 01:04:06 am
I've got ice! A great deal of it, packed into an immaculately detailed 20:1 scale sculpture of General E. Lee's nethers at full mast!

And now I'll beat you with it until you can't move and the fires go out, while you're still stunned by the all consuming fire and the sheer majesty of the impact of several hundred pounds of replica bicentennial deadman dong!
(how in the hell did that one sit for four days without being posted?? it is GLORIOUS)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11714 on: November 26, 2015, 06:20:03 am »
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They should teach this stuff on Sesame Street. Too many kids learn this the hard way, making their goat mom drop their ButtsPie.
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