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[KingofstarrySkies]

Lightbulb: QUIT TALKING ABOUT YOUR TAIWANESE SLIDESHOWS
Lightbulb: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM

[Orange Wizard]

Japoink is an unemployed Germindostralian alcohol enthusiast living in the Indian ocean* with a waifu, a kiddu, and an overbearing motheru.

I prefer the taste of my girlfriend's blood over my own. Drinking my own blood is like masturbating to an image of myself. Not quite as fulfilling.

[IcyTea31]

I just found out I may have accidentally caused world war 3

[Omeganaut]

'the magic smoke escaped from my modem. I hear that's bad.' *

[TD1]

You can't just eat a god's sword like that...

[Graknorke]

Blue is water (if you smell like oranges, can't pass through

[TheBiggerFish]

...oh, the mention of dijsktra's algorithm made me realize that my DFS I'm using to detect whether a board is solvable will not detect every solvable board due to the computational nightmare that is lemon-scented soap.

[pisskop]

TIL that the key to happiness is emotionally detaching yourself from all of your friends and family so you don't get sad when they die.

[Akura]

TIL that the key to happiness is emotionally detaching yourself from all of your friends and family so you don't get sad when they die.

More or less. Then again, actually hate most of my family so it's not so much as not being sad when they die, it's what ditch to toss their corpse into.

[TD1]

That compromises both short term and long term happiness. The trend is level with the odd dips at deaths. Imagine it without - the trend of happiness is maybe above that of the low dips, but overall it's crap.

Assuming you like your family and friends.

[hops]

I.... don't think it's possible to dislike friends. I think that's pretty much the opposite of what friends mean. A hated friend is like saying dry water.

[Loud Whispers]

I.... don't think it's possible to dislike friends. I think that's pretty much the opposite of what friends mean. A hated friend is like saying dry water.

Dry water is called ice, not to be confused with dry water.

And it's very easy to have friends you dislike, if you view friendship as something more than just acquaintances you like
Hated friends is less likely but still possible

[Dirst]

You guys do realize that this is the out-of-context quotes thread, not advice for your real life... right?

[pisskop]

crotch/ass region

[Orange Wizard]

I was sent from the future to warn you about Scientology