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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762508 times)

Andres

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11370 on: September 12, 2015, 01:50:08 am »

I don't know how but when the world collapses into a singularity of murder I'll be riding a dragon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11371 on: September 12, 2015, 08:02:13 am »

Now with the new DLC: Every feature we should have included in the base game.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11372 on: September 12, 2015, 02:19:19 pm »

16 Reagans would have sent the Republican base into a collective orgasm that would have lasted up to the modern day.
it's a neglected avenue of my quest to learn as much as I can about animal penises
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11374 on: September 14, 2015, 08:59:54 am »

Let me try.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11376 on: September 15, 2015, 08:17:03 pm »

Pilot-senpai, I need you inside of me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11377 on: September 16, 2015, 08:48:19 am »

That makes me wonder: Since Barbie has no rectum, does she shit out of her mouth?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11378 on: September 16, 2015, 02:12:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11379 on: September 16, 2015, 02:35:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11380 on: September 16, 2015, 02:51:33 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11381 on: September 16, 2015, 03:08:51 pm »

Yay, hat trick~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11382 on: September 16, 2015, 04:40:13 pm »

i am certain that this was the first time a 12 year old was exposed to pornographic material. before now she was a perfect innocent flower who didn't even know that she had a vagina, let alone what could be done with it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11383 on: September 16, 2015, 04:40:53 pm »

BREAKING NEWS: TEENAGER FINDS PORN ON THE INTERNET
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11384 on: September 16, 2015, 07:01:41 pm »

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