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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762357 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11326 on: September 04, 2015, 10:16:30 am »

my ass still hurts, my hands are numb, and my legs are sore as fuck. But my god. That was AMAZING.
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Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11327 on: September 04, 2015, 10:31:20 am »

Goddammit that's the exact quote I came here to share.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11328 on: September 04, 2015, 10:32:32 am »

Classy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11329 on: September 04, 2015, 10:44:44 am »

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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11331 on: September 04, 2015, 08:04:05 pm »

Somebody would make rockthing porn, probably.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11332 on: September 05, 2015, 04:44:12 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11333 on: September 05, 2015, 07:52:41 am »

just stick the camera behind their ass because management gave you a buttcheek quota
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11334 on: September 05, 2015, 09:14:11 am »

Refrain from sheep jokes unless I really deserve it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11335 on: September 05, 2015, 11:28:59 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11336 on: September 06, 2015, 05:32:40 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11337 on: September 06, 2015, 05:47:46 am »

it was good the first time around

then you have to do it 8 more times
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11338 on: September 06, 2015, 12:13:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11339 on: September 06, 2015, 12:18:33 pm »

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