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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761241 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11040 on: July 17, 2015, 11:02:28 pm »

Umpa lumpa do bidedo
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11041 on: July 18, 2015, 10:23:22 am »

I knew it'd be the equivalent of handing a beaver a whole fucking forest and whispering seductively: "It's all yours, do as you wish"

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11042 on: July 18, 2015, 10:41:40 am »

'Unbuggerable hedgehog' is a single-intendre.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11043 on: July 18, 2015, 04:10:08 pm »

YES THIS BLACK SPACE IS DEFINITELY MEANT TO BE A BIRD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11044 on: July 18, 2015, 04:17:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11045 on: July 18, 2015, 10:36:27 pm »

Those cholera vipers better up their game.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11046 on: July 19, 2015, 03:54:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11048 on: July 19, 2015, 08:33:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11049 on: July 19, 2015, 09:51:39 am »

I'm the happiest cuckold in Lombardy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11050 on: July 19, 2015, 10:29:58 am »

KKK is doing a good job of getting blacks and latinos to join. I mean, you look underneath the hoods and they're not even different colors anymore! They all end up white!
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I like your sheepy-sheeps.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11051 on: July 19, 2015, 11:07:28 am »

I'm the happiest cuckold in Lombardy.
Dammit! Was gonna just put the happiest cuckold part but you RUINED IT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11052 on: July 19, 2015, 11:54:22 am »

Lombardy fixes it

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11053 on: July 19, 2015, 12:13:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11054 on: July 20, 2015, 03:53:50 am »

Also, it should be noted that current studies are skewed, since a very small percentage of suicide attempts occurs during zombi apocalypse.
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