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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761551 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11025 on: July 16, 2015, 03:07:10 am »
Quote from: Arx on July 16, 2015, 03:04:38 am
their waste a little too low
Quote from: Reelya on July 16, 2015, 08:27:12 am
You know who 'changed' things? Hitler!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11026 on: July 16, 2015, 08:31:45 am »
Quote from: Reelya on July 16, 2015, 05:23:14 am
Martin Luther King? More like Adolf Luther King![/spoiler]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11027 on: July 16, 2015, 10:47:14 am »
Quote from: Kevak on July 16, 2015, 08:51:27 am
We should have stuck with the bee room.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11028 on: July 16, 2015, 11:50:43 am »
Quote from: Descan on July 16, 2015, 11:08:34 am
Yea but horses don't step on the middle class and cut education/NASA funding!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11029 on: July 16, 2015, 12:09:43 pm »
Quote from: Tack on July 16, 2015, 10:12:36 am
turn up, do some CPR and then piss off when your arms get tired
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11030 on: July 16, 2015, 02:13:07 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 16, 2015, 02:12:16 pm
If soylent is people, does that mean chocolate soylent is black people?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11031 on: July 16, 2015, 03:15:02 pm »
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21:56   <PowderMiner>: my wife is pregnant AGAIN
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11032 on: July 16, 2015, 05:54:38 pm »
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This is a video in which an assassin from the Italian Renaissance is stuck in a wall because several demonic dead-eyed italian guards are assaulting him with pelvis thrust, said pelvis thrust being fired at the speed of a machine-gun

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Bolded is best fucktoy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11033 on: July 16, 2015, 06:31:11 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 16, 2015, 06:17:10 pm
welcome our new rimming schoolgirl overlords
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11034 on: July 16, 2015, 06:47:45 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 16, 2015, 06:45:50 pm
russians keep squirting guys into my back
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11035 on: July 16, 2015, 11:47:51 pm »
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12:45:49 AM   <Piecewise>  I'll do it phone sex hotline style. 2.99 for 10 steamy minutes of armor penetration
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11036 on: July 17, 2015, 11:04:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11037 on: July 17, 2015, 12:09:35 pm »
Quote from: Laptisen on July 17, 2015, 11:48:16 am
My favorite accidental sex offender is back!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11038 on: July 17, 2015, 04:37:52 pm »
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each Greek person was evaluating against each other person in the realm "can I castrate?".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11039 on: July 17, 2015, 06:30:08 pm »
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You get them close... And kissing...
 And then you poke the shit out of them.
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apparently, dad is a fucktoy
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