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[Tawa]

What freaks me out is that I just straight off decided murder them.

you boiled jews to death

[Yoink]

butts r so kewl.

Sorry, couldn't resist. >.>

[Spehss _]

butts r so kewl.

Sorry, couldn't resist. >.>

...I did not see that coming, honestly.

[Tawa]

Killed Satan for the first time

[Baffler]

On the other hand, the fact that it's associated with the big name of Satan means it's probably more widespread than otherwise. Or at least widely known. A lot of small-time religions have good ideas but don't go anywhere because they're unknown. Same as in most things.

Nah, most people hear Satanism and thinks goth teenagers (possibly led by a middle aged man with a lot of charm considering his tenuous connection to reality) dressing in robes and ritually murdering the neighborhood's stray cats and other sorts of things associated by 16th century peasants with witchcraft, rather than anything that anybody could possibly construe as reasonable.

Also:

There's just that one ant screaming the lead pipes will kill you whilst the hive keeps munching on that delicious sugar.

[scrdest]

On the other hand, the fact that it's associated with the big name of Satan means it's probably more widespread than otherwise. Or at least widely known. A lot of small-time religions have good ideas but don't go anywhere because they're unknown. Same as in most things.

Nah, most people hear Satanism and thinks goth teenagers (possibly led by a middle aged man with a lot of charm considering his tenuous connection to reality) dressing in robes and ritually murdering the neighborhood's stray cats and other sorts of things associated by 16th century peasants with witchcraft, rather than anything that anybody could possibly construe as reasonable.

Heh, XVIth century peasants wouldn't really mind murdering neighborhood's stray cats, it was a rather common form of entertainment at the time. God, were people bored back then.

[BFEL]

On the other hand, the fact that it's associated with the big name of Satan means it's probably more widespread than otherwise. Or at least widely known. A lot of small-time religions have good ideas but don't go anywhere because they're unknown. Same as in most things.

Nah, most people hear Satanism and thinks goth teenagers (possibly led by a middle aged man with a lot of charm considering his tenuous connection to reality) dressing in robes and ritually murdering the neighborhood's stray cats and other sorts of things associated by 16th century peasants with witchcraft, rather than anything that anybody could possibly construe as reasonable.

Heh, XVIth century peasants wouldn't really mind murdering neighborhood's stray cats, it was a rather common form of entertainment at the time. God, were people bored back then.

Yeah, now we just murder VIRTUAL cats and cook them into VIRTUAL !!cat pies!! and eat them with VIRTUAL !!mouths!!

[scrdest]

On the other hand, the fact that it's associated with the big name of Satan means it's probably more widespread than otherwise. Or at least widely known. A lot of small-time religions have good ideas but don't go anywhere because they're unknown. Same as in most things.

Nah, most people hear Satanism and thinks goth teenagers (possibly led by a middle aged man with a lot of charm considering his tenuous connection to reality) dressing in robes and ritually murdering the neighborhood's stray cats and other sorts of things associated by 16th century peasants with witchcraft, rather than anything that anybody could possibly construe as reasonable.

Heh, XVIth century peasants wouldn't really mind murdering neighborhood's stray cats, it was a rather common form of entertainment at the time. God, were people bored back then.

Yeah, now we just murder VIRTUAL cats and cook them into VIRTUAL !!cat pies!! and eat them with VIRTUAL !!mouths!!

!!mouths!!? Next time, you may want to leave those cat pies to cool

[TD1]

-Whoops. Didn't realise what thread this was. Thought it was an emotion/discussion thread. My bad. May the quotes continue-

[BFEL]

On the other hand, the fact that it's associated with the big name of Satan means it's probably more widespread than otherwise. Or at least widely known. A lot of small-time religions have good ideas but don't go anywhere because they're unknown. Same as in most things.

Nah, most people hear Satanism and thinks goth teenagers (possibly led by a middle aged man with a lot of charm considering his tenuous connection to reality) dressing in robes and ritually murdering the neighborhood's stray cats and other sorts of things associated by 16th century peasants with witchcraft, rather than anything that anybody could possibly construe as reasonable.

Heh, XVIth century peasants wouldn't really mind murdering neighborhood's stray cats, it was a rather common form of entertainment at the time. God, were people bored back then.

Yeah, now we just murder VIRTUAL cats and cook them into VIRTUAL !!cat pies!! and eat them with VIRTUAL !!mouths!!

!!mouths!!? Next time, you may want to leave those cat pies to cool

But I wanna eat them MEOW!

*resigns self to terrible pun-ishment corner*

[Tawa]

Nazis are just wannabes.

I tried to stick C4 to some unlucky bastard and it went right through him

[Karnewarrior]

  Onlly the strongest will be able to handle my banana 

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what would happen if your top five anime waifus were locked in a box, bay12?

[Spehss _]

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what would happen if your top five anime waifus were locked in a box, bay12?

You wot.

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>>I shake the box and ask Morgan Freeman "What's in THE BOX?"

[darkpaladin109]

19:29   <Hatkitty>: no it makes America fictional and the actual world dominating power was Philippines all the time

22:44   <Ochita>: CrickEt's speed is so fast it breaks conventional physics!

Red Calciff says, "Now I'm thinking about clown dick."

[Common] Buzzballs says, "Even the universe hates the drugs"

[Common] Buzzballs says, "The Port Primary Hallway Air Alarm just called me a "Little bitch.""

[Yoink]

You gave bin Laden $10 and he gave you a jar of Nutella