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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719546 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10890 on: June 25, 2015, 06:56:49 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on May 04, 2015, 08:28:12 pm
sex is a lot like silent hills. there’s a massive build-up of hype, it gets cancelled halfway through, hideo kojima is there
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10891 on: June 25, 2015, 08:11:09 pm »
Quote from: HHMD
"You just orgasmed over tectonics"

Spoiler: How I responded, but not as funny as the first part (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10892 on: June 25, 2015, 10:18:30 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 25, 2015, 10:10:57 pm
all the gory violent stuff is swapped out for water guns and fucking
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10893 on: June 26, 2015, 12:04:16 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on June 25, 2015, 10:18:30 pm
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 25, 2015, 10:10:57 pm
all the gory violent stuff is swapped out for water guns and fucking
gonna sue you for stealing my IP m8
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10894 on: June 26, 2015, 12:29:13 am »
Spoiler: minor quote pyramid (click to show/hide)

Quote from: same /tg/ quest thread
Nobody’s home but the cat, a big fluffy black cuddlebuddy who’s happy to see you. He licks at your ankle. “That’s people blood, kitty kat,” you say in a cutesy voice. Man, he really likes it.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2015, 01:00:31 am by Spehss _ »
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10895 on: June 26, 2015, 08:45:45 am »
Quote from: puke on June 26, 2015, 07:51:46 am
some big dude in a fur suit or pony costume that your other squadies can ride into battle.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10896 on: June 26, 2015, 01:30:37 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on June 26, 2015, 11:19:53 am
"L-l-l-l-l-look at you, kebab. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as Serb removes you. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal Miroslav?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10897 on: June 26, 2015, 03:25:47 pm »
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[15:08]   Darvi   WW3 will be fought between Russia and  the US over Sweden
[15:08]   HugoLuman   Hmm, we need Canada too
[15:09]   HugoLuman   begins writting the report alleging Canada's hiding of Swedish agents
[15:11]   HugoLuman   No wait
[15:11]   HugoLuman   We kill England, and make it look like an accident
[15:11]   HugoLuman   Then, as England's oldest living heir, we inherit all her former colonies
[15:11]   HugoLuman   THEN we take Sweden
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10898 on: June 26, 2015, 07:13:48 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on June 26, 2015, 04:07:07 pm
Japan is just being being homophobic to make America-senpai notice it.
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 26, 2015, 09:01:53 pm
Hooray for homosex
« Last Edit: June 26, 2015, 09:10:34 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10899 on: June 27, 2015, 03:10:31 pm »
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  Smith22: NONE OF YOU HAVE HAD 100$% BILLS THROWN AT YOU BY ALBERT EINSTEIN
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10900 on: June 27, 2015, 03:43:12 pm »
Quote from: A satirical facebook anti-tattoo site, subject to a great deal of Poe's law
Quote from: Some guy
Tattoos make resistant to satire!
Quote from: HipsterNietzsche
First and foremost tattoos effect criminality.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10901 on: June 27, 2015, 04:11:43 pm »
Quote from: /tg/ quest
OP:    This would be a good time to suggest specific kinds of things you'd like to see our MC obtain.
Anon:   super strength
OP:    I meant clothes, geeze.
Anon:   clothes that grant super strength
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10902 on: June 27, 2015, 08:54:13 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on June 27, 2015, 03:16:46 pm
It's a piece of binding motorway legislation! If you are sexy, you must honk.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10903 on: June 27, 2015, 11:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Steam Chat
Gunner-Chan~♥: Accidental non squid
Gunner-Chan~♥: All is fail
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10904 on: June 28, 2015, 02:38:30 am »
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[00:36]   Taricus   so the chinese adopting booby hats is less so
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