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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10875 on: June 23, 2015, 01:53:54 am »
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on June 23, 2015, 12:08:13 am
Thanks for the help, I think my problem was I was standing on the toilet and not next to it.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10876 on: June 23, 2015, 04:48:27 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on June 23, 2015, 03:34:10 am
I got too close to my ex-wife and she beat me up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10877 on: June 23, 2015, 05:25:31 am »
Quote from: ArKFallen on June 23, 2015, 02:56:56 am
As opposed to us getting anal fuckings for expensive jokes. What an economic downturn we are in.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10878 on: June 23, 2015, 07:22:07 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10879 on: June 24, 2015, 01:51:09 am »
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>Stare back at him, full throttle.

By the Powers of Hell, he shall blink before us.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10880 on: June 24, 2015, 03:39:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10881 on: June 24, 2015, 12:45:48 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on June 24, 2015, 01:03:03 am
Anything that helps you more accurately model your loved ones dying is an awesome feature in my book.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10882 on: June 24, 2015, 07:20:36 pm »
Quote from: ShinQuickMan on June 24, 2015, 06:04:18 pm
Place some in or near schools to put down those little bastards guilt free.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10883 on: June 24, 2015, 07:40:08 pm »
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Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave pink flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a princess head and a princess heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where princesses are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Princess King.

For I am the Princess King!
Chorus:
You are!
Hurrah for our Princess King!
King:
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Princess King.

This made me giggle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10884 on: June 25, 2015, 08:35:34 am »
Quote from: Sergarr on June 24, 2015, 12:38:45 pm
watch out, we've got an angry leprechaun on the loose
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10885 on: June 25, 2015, 01:05:45 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10886 on: June 25, 2015, 02:58:31 pm »
Quote from: Wolf Tengu on June 25, 2015, 02:48:08 pm
You just need to smear yourself in Vegemite and they'll leave you be.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10887 on: June 25, 2015, 03:02:16 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
I thought this one was here already, seems not.
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10888 on: June 25, 2015, 03:03:58 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on June 25, 2015, 03:02:16 pm
Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
I thought this one was here already, seems not.
In hindsight, this quote makes Frozen much more entertaining.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10889 on: June 25, 2015, 03:29:14 pm »
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