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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719595 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10861 on: June 20, 2015, 05:05:19 pm »

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14:58   GUNINANRUNIN   gig confirmed for vampire
14:58   GiglaDes   :I
15:00   GUNINANRUNIN   i hear that being a vampire really sucks
15:01   Hatkitty   Guni please stop, you might drive him batty
15:02   Taricus   Oooohh, vampire? Someone pass me a chainsaw! :D
15:02   GUNINANRUNIN   yeah, i think he's getting quite cross
15:03   Hatkitty   maybe he just doesn't get enough sun
15:03   GiglaDes   i'm finding your comments quite biting, here
15:03   Sirus   Be careful guys, he might make you his necks victim
15:04   GUNINANRUNIN   lets stop making jokes at his expense. our friendship is at stake
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10862 on: June 20, 2015, 08:42:53 pm »

It's not my fault! These god-dang orphans went and kidnapped themselves!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10863 on: June 20, 2015, 10:48:23 pm »

"Humanity is divided into two factions.
The allelists, who believe that there is no such thing as an allele.
The re-allele-ityists, who believe that since there is such a thing as an allele there must be such a thing as an allele.

Even the normally bivalent metal scene has divided on this point."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10864 on: June 21, 2015, 09:20:33 am »

Racism isn't bad.

It had to be done.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10865 on: June 21, 2015, 11:14:00 am »

do you know how hard it is to think of (effective) keywords without it looking like they're for child pornography?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10866 on: June 21, 2015, 12:35:10 pm »

Racism isn't bad.

It had to be done.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10868 on: June 21, 2015, 04:09:20 pm »

Suddenly I'm being chased by a bear so I fly into air but it starts jumping to get me and then it starts flying to!
the Lusty Argonian Maid is a work of art which shall reverberate through all time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10869 on: June 21, 2015, 06:30:22 pm »

the sloths have chainsaw teeth and armored skin
I hope you remember the lube this time
« Last Edit: June 21, 2015, 06:44:17 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10870 on: June 22, 2015, 07:23:16 pm »

Quote from: tf2 chat
1: I heard there's a fish where if you step on it you die.
2: Yeah it's the australian face fuck fish.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10872 on: June 22, 2015, 07:51:18 pm »

Women are cranky, reptilian, verbal-fire breathing monsters
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10873 on: June 22, 2015, 08:11:25 pm »

I want Shen to live in my house and we can build experimental weapons and eat fancy soups together. It would be great.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10874 on: June 23, 2015, 12:18:33 am »

I think you've reached a new low in life when you are standing in a virtual bathroom trying to figure out what key to press to drink toilet water
Property value would go up, because house is dragons.
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