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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763688 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10785 on: June 09, 2015, 09:50:32 am »

I call my SO 'mushroom heater' on occasion
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10786 on: June 09, 2015, 12:00:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10787 on: June 09, 2015, 12:04:29 pm »

There be the context for ultimate sexy harem overlord ninja flaying naked warrior, but beware, the night is dark and full of game of thrones spoilers
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10788 on: June 09, 2015, 01:38:58 pm »

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20:21   <Ochita>: Gator has wild night on the town, wakes up hungover and surrounded by birds of prey. Things are not going gator's way.
unlimited hippie annoyingness power.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10789 on: June 09, 2015, 04:53:23 pm »

*sniff. sniff-sniff.*  Nuzzles up close and *SNIIIFFFFS* "Yeah, that's some jute.  And yah ain't been using soap, neither, heh heh heh, just like an elf."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10790 on: June 09, 2015, 07:56:10 pm »

They should reboot Pingu with an angsty teenage main character.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10791 on: June 09, 2015, 11:23:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10792 on: June 09, 2015, 11:33:11 pm »

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Oh. A solar flare. Great. Now we won't even be able to cook the people we eat!
rimworld?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10793 on: June 10, 2015, 01:38:31 am »

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Oh. A solar flare. Great. Now we won't even be able to cook the people we eat!
rimworld?
Yep.

Also:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10794 on: June 10, 2015, 11:32:17 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10795 on: June 10, 2015, 12:43:01 pm »

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19:33   <PCymr>: burger forge sounds like an awesome name for a dwarf themed fast food joint
im quite sure giant poison gas emitting rotten meat is a delicacy in ireland or some other anglo saxon country.
Though I do question the marketing strategy of just shouting mango...
Argentinian elves. Banker elves. Argentinian banker elves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10796 on: June 10, 2015, 07:46:37 pm »

Why don't we just.. Make a Burger Forge restaurant?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10797 on: June 10, 2015, 10:29:54 pm »

No, it's a known bug, and quite a severe one. Once you get a PS Vita there's no stopping it. It'll fuck your mother, your sister, aunts, any attractive friends you may have. One day you'll leave your room and find it on the couch with that childhood crush of yours who you haven't seen in years, with its touchscreens all sweaty and a smug grin on its face.
Eventually it'll start using your money to pay for prostitutes and you will confront it. This will lead to a falling out, it will leave and you won't be able to play games on it anymore.

Hopefully they fix the issue in the next patch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10798 on: June 11, 2015, 11:25:26 am »

HAVE LIBERALS TURNED YOUR LOCAL FREMEN INTO NAZIS?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10799 on: June 11, 2015, 12:46:04 pm »

short, hairy, screaming lunatics charging over a hill, half naked
Invisible time rocks. That you don't actually throw. They just kind of float towards them, slowly impacting and pushing their will to stay away..
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