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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10770 on: June 08, 2015, 01:26:42 am »

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« Reply #10771 on: June 08, 2015, 04:07:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10772 on: June 08, 2015, 09:54:53 am »

I mean, even that time where police stopped me for openly carrying a halberd (which I still think I had the right to, halberds aren't prohibited in Belgium)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10773 on: June 08, 2015, 10:30:58 am »

I mean, even that time where police stopped me for openly carrying a halberd (which I still think I had the right to, halberds aren't prohibited in Belgium)

Hmmm, would they be prohibited in the US? I know there's gun-control laws and the conflict between them and the 2nd-Amendment nutjobs, but a halberd isn't a firearm. If it was, it'd be the most awesome thing ever.

That said, I'm pretty sure I'd be stopped by the police asking for my concealed halberd permit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10774 on: June 08, 2015, 10:43:56 am »

Really probably shouldn't be talking about it in the OOCQ thread, but the answer is that it depends on the state. Some have weapons-other-than-guns laws, some don't. Weapon laws are all over the place in the US, there's not much of a federal-level mandate regarding them. The answer to pretty much any legal question regarding the US is "Check your local laws." Most states that I'm aware of have a full listing of the legal code available online, these days.

That said, concealed carry permits often cover more than guns. You actually have to have one to legally (not that it stops many people) carry a pocket knife in many states, and I think it applies to a few other things, too. A collapsible halberd (i.e. one you can conceal) might fall under their purview, depending on locality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10775 on: June 08, 2015, 10:44:35 am »

To rerail...

Same thing happened to me.
Poor guy got eaten by the cat, though. D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10776 on: June 08, 2015, 10:58:00 am »

Hmmm, would they be prohibited in the US? I know there's gun-control laws and the conflict between them and the 2nd-Amendment nutjobs, but a halberd isn't a firearm. If it was, it'd be the most awesome thing ever.
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Would that technically count as a halberd that's also a firearm? It's in the name, after all.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10777 on: June 08, 2015, 11:05:06 am »

Hmmm, would they be prohibited in the US? I know there's gun-control laws and the conflict between them and the 2nd-Amendment nutjobs, but a halberd isn't a firearm. If it was, it'd be the most awesome thing ever.
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Would that technically count as a halberd that's also a firearm? It's in the name, after all.

Maybe. And I haven't looked at Yu-Gi-Oh in a while, but that card looks very broken. 4000ATK/4000DEF, the ability to instakill a single monster per turn the second it comes out, and the ability to resurrect in reinforcements if it dies, with no downside?
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« Reply #10778 on: June 08, 2015, 11:22:21 am »

Maybe. And I haven't looked at Yu-Gi-Oh in a while, but that card looks very broken. 4000ATK/4000DEF, the ability to instakill a single monster per turn the second it comes out, and the ability to resurrect in reinforcements if it dies, with no downside?
I'd wager it's propably migitated by it's rather strict requirements, high level, as well as being unable to ressurect itself, unlike say, Collosal Fighter. That, and it plainly doesn't have any kind of protection against effects or battle.
Anyway, so as not to derail this further, you could propably ask on Reedit or some of the Yu-gi-oh forums, if you want to hear from people who play this on a higher level than I do.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10779 on: June 08, 2015, 12:08:20 pm »

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« Reply #10780 on: June 08, 2015, 04:05:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10781 on: June 08, 2015, 04:12:51 pm »

And the speedo men with glowing nipples! Glorious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10782 on: June 09, 2015, 01:20:35 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10783 on: June 09, 2015, 01:40:00 am »

I imagine the captain in the bridge yelling "Fire the medbays!  Fire all the medbays!" While the token vulcan looks at them with an eyebrow raised.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10784 on: June 09, 2015, 03:01:49 am »

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