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[darkpaladin109]

You also fight said sheep and, following the fight, become the sheep.

Dammit, I wanted to quote that

[Teneb]

Would you trust the opinion of a man who likes spray-can cheese?

[Spehss _]

my left hand is not a very challenging opponent.

[Orange Wizard]

If one can't even shit discreetly in the comfort of a public elevator, we might as well start taking the stairs.

[darkpaladin109]

In other news, a man was arrested for assaulting another man who was lactose intolerant, screaming that lactose intolerant people were all secretly aliens.

Ah, yes, I was hoping they'd have this book in store, I've wanted to have a go at dying, but all the other books are for dwarves who are much more practised at the art!

[IronTomato]

Some of you will eat balloons, some of you will eat a clown, and some of you will eat carousel horses.

[Lord_lemonpie]

We could drive through Brussels naked some other time and try to pick up chicks

[Furtuka]

[16:11]   Remalle   guys why I am I bleeding
[16:11]   Remalle   More accurately why is there blood on my clothing
[16:12]   Furtuka   You're a ghost
[16:12]   Darvi   You murdered somebody and got amnesia from the shock.
[16:13]   Kagus   Been to Chipotle recently?

[Orange Wizard]

I know LSP is cheating, but...

face fucked with a rudimentary implement constructed of rebar used in lieu of a sledgehammer

[darkpaladin109]

like some kind of high-class restraunt with a massive aquarium.  Only it's an aquarium filled with vomit, rotting carcasses, blood, incest, elf skull totems, dead trees, elf babies being carted away for slaughter, and elves pleading to Gods who are likely laughing at them as hard as your dwarves are.

[Akura]

like some kind of high-class restraunt with a massive aquarium.  Only it's an aquarium filled with vomit, rotting carcasses, blood, incest, elf skull totems, dead trees, elf babies being carted away for slaughter, and elves pleading to Gods who are likely laughing at them as hard as your dwarves are.

*looks at quote date*

How the hell do you dig these up?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

19:32 - Sentient Bowtie: I'm currently pretending to be a fifteen-year-old girl teaching a twenty-year-old alien about boobs

[Tawa]

That's the vagina, we've been over this!

The pants are lv 52.

[Spehss _]

The pants are lv 52.

Curses, it seems I have been beaten to the punch. Or rather, beaten to the pants.

[Tawa]

Ned Flanders and sons move to new place, are ostracized by community due to weirdness, sons become sad and reclusive after their varied attempts to fit in fail, which makes Ned full-on depressed. He begins abusing subscription drugs and tripping out all the time.