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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763417 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10680 on: May 28, 2015, 09:30:26 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on May 28, 2015, 05:02:18 pm
Exploded mastahcheese and drank his cheesy blood.
Quote from: itisnotlogical on May 28, 2015, 09:24:54 pm
Skyrim has pampered me for far too long
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10681 on: May 28, 2015, 11:39:35 pm »
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I DONT KNOW WHAT MEAT IS!
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if u cant taek a cake, dont do a bake, in a kitchen
so u hav2 leve it ok bc its 2 hot 4u
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 24, 2013, 09:14:45 pm
Owlga is the chillest anime girl ever.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10682 on: May 29, 2015, 06:06:33 am »
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I mean you only use the dildos to search out the chairs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10683 on: May 29, 2015, 11:53:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10684 on: May 29, 2015, 12:31:47 pm »
Quote from: Gunner-Chan on May 29, 2015, 10:24:34 am
It's the same stuff you're all thinking. Deep down, when you get that uncomfortable erection out of nowhere and smell salt in everything.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10685 on: May 29, 2015, 05:23:00 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on May 29, 2015, 02:09:25 pm
THE GOD OF CEREAL WILL BRING A NEW ERA
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10686 on: May 30, 2015, 11:53:38 am »
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and he fell over first, so he won the race because he had a head start.
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Spoiler: context (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10687 on: May 30, 2015, 01:11:09 pm »
Quote from: TCM on May 30, 2015, 12:17:17 am
Salsacookies finds himself in a classic dilemma, stuck between a Juggalo army and a flood of sweet porridge.
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on May 29, 2015, 02:24:38 pm
I'm going to call the new Assassin's Creed: Syndicate "Assassin's Creed: Nuke Ops", in that case.
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Max Lovegreen says, "Im the hero this station doesnt deserve!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10688 on: May 30, 2015, 11:07:47 pm »
Quote from: micelus on May 30, 2015, 06:35:14 pm
Cursed mortal: Sacrifice a goat now, and get a shotgun free! Please. I need to meet my quota. The boss get's really pissed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10689 on: May 30, 2015, 11:20:20 pm »
Quote from: Andres on May 30, 2015, 10:55:41 pm
If I drink what's left of the security guards will I gain the skills and abilities of a security guard?
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10690 on: May 31, 2015, 01:08:34 am »
Quote from: nenjin on May 30, 2015, 06:23:21 pm
I frankly welcome NOT getting my nuts stomped
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10691 on: May 31, 2015, 12:21:46 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on May 31, 2015, 12:12:57 pm
I was riding a motorcycle through an abandoned town, throwing molotovs and looted military explosives at buildings
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10692 on: May 31, 2015, 12:36:12 pm »
Quote from: Steam
BlitzDungeoneer: I killed everything on this table with my bare hands.
BlitzDungeoneer: Even the bear hands.
Blitz-kun killed a meal for me~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10693 on: May 31, 2015, 12:39:06 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on May 31, 2015, 12:36:12 pm
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BlitzDungeoneer: Even the bear hands.

Oh crap, that's some crazy Evil Dead shit right there.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10694 on: May 31, 2015, 07:26:53 pm »
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.
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