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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762728 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10470 on: April 28, 2015, 10:10:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10471 on: April 28, 2015, 04:45:57 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on April 28, 2015, 04:21:38 pm
All children will now be graded on a scale of 1 (What's a penis) to 10 (I mentally undress everything I see including animals wearing funny hats) on the International Perv Scale.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10472 on: April 28, 2015, 05:33:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10473 on: April 28, 2015, 06:08:52 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on April 28, 2015, 04:33:45 pm
Congratulations, you're qualified to be a janitor on /d/.
It takes a special type of person to enjoy that job.
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10474 on: April 28, 2015, 08:37:54 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on April 28, 2015, 08:36:45 pm
it's like the large hadron collider but with monsters instead of protons
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10475 on: April 28, 2015, 08:56:04 pm »
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10476 on: April 28, 2015, 10:04:24 pm »
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CR4YCR4Y: WWE 2K15 for PC doesn't come with a metal folding chair
CR4YCR4Y: it's like they hate money
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10477 on: April 29, 2015, 01:51:57 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on April 28, 2015, 02:42:21 pm
HOORAY, I AM ADEQUATE!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10478 on: April 29, 2015, 08:12:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10479 on: April 29, 2015, 09:08:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10480 on: April 29, 2015, 09:22:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10481 on: April 29, 2015, 09:36:06 am »
Oh my. Let me rerail:

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Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 29, 2015, 09:23:36 am
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Don't worry if they open fire on you.  Those bullets are actually made of foam.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10482 on: April 29, 2015, 12:15:28 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 29, 2015, 10:49:33 am
Therefore, we can conclude that a conspiracy exists between all casters who use material components across all known planes to intrinsically tie magic to the continued use of gold coins as the currency. They're trying to leverage the importance of their magic to prevent economic development towards the use of fiat money.
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10483 on: April 29, 2015, 12:47:52 pm »
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19:46   <GiglaDes>: rudolf, the red-nosed nazi
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10484 on: April 29, 2015, 01:47:58 pm »
Quote from: Death comes in many flavors: Let's Play Ancient Domains of Mystery!
Thus, I'm drowning in a sea of d.

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I don't think ectothermy works like that in real life. Please don't stick your lizard in the oven to find out.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.
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