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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1720066 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10380 on: April 18, 2015, 10:03:17 pm »
Shoo.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10381 on: April 18, 2015, 11:40:51 pm »
Quote from: Vector on April 18, 2015, 10:53:43 pm
You need to find some way to clear all that poo out of your heart.

Words of wisdom to live by.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10382 on: April 18, 2015, 11:53:48 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 18, 2015, 01:45:29 pm
KEEP YER HANDS AWAY FROM MY METAPHORICAL PANTS
Quote from: Bauglir on April 18, 2015, 11:20:29 pm
Tears are basically laxatives?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10383 on: April 19, 2015, 04:33:43 am »
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Syndicate Cyborg-392 states, "I am an emag"
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[Common] Zoey Webb [Hydro] says, "Bill nefren is a sexually transmitted penis"

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[Common] Hank The Honking Hunk says, "Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not going to lube floors. I just need the lube for.. uhh.. anal."
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[Common] Sebastian Lafortune says, "ELECTRICITY IS HARMFUL"
[Common] Sebastian Lafortune says, "YOU HAVE HARMED A HUMAN BY WIRING SOLARS"

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  Donuts223: Would Slaanesh approve of vorestation?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10384 on: April 19, 2015, 07:12:28 am »
Quote from: Max™ on April 12, 2015, 05:20:38 am
*stomps off punting kittens and eating babies*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10385 on: April 19, 2015, 07:49:15 am »
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Monty Parkinson  [Sulaco] says, "WHO WANTS TO DIE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!?"
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LOOC: Freemysoul: I'm not even going question the brain
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Joseph Wings says, "Leader, medic, wizard guy, i think thats alright"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10386 on: April 19, 2015, 09:03:27 am »
Quote from: Tack on April 17, 2015, 09:14:28 pm
There wouldn't be so much 'Back-And-Forth' as much as 'All In And Vigorously Humping'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10387 on: April 19, 2015, 11:26:59 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 19, 2015, 09:03:27 am
Quote from: Tack on April 17, 2015, 09:14:28 pm
There wouldn't be so much 'Back-And-Forth' as much as 'All In And Vigorously Humping'.
Psst, Tawarochir, someone already posted that. :P

Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on April 17, 2015, 10:40:32 pm
Quote from: Tack on April 17, 2015, 09:14:28 pm
There wouldn't be so much 'Back-And-Forth' as much as 'All In And Vigorously Humping'.


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[Common] Francesca Heckendora says, "WHY IS THE JANIBORG ON THE BOMB TEST SITE"
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[Common] Lexi Barrett says, "Everyone, the science team is coming to the shuttle with our crowd of friendly sentient monsters. Please do not robust them."
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[Common] Kelsier Mistborn says, "Bring me man flesh"
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[Common] Kelsier Mistborn says, "LIZARD MIME THAT FOOD ISNT FOR YOU"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10388 on: April 19, 2015, 12:29:31 pm »
Quote from: IRC
[11:01] <PowderMiner> *sets self on fire, runs arounds creaming*
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10389 on: April 19, 2015, 02:59:37 pm »
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[Common] Pedro Picapiedra asks, "Why did you guys take a corpse into brig?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10390 on: April 19, 2015, 03:12:20 pm »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 19, 2015, 02:59:37 pm
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[Common] Pedro Picapiedra asks, "Why did you guys take a corpse into brig?"
That's... like every round, really.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10391 on: April 19, 2015, 03:39:00 pm »
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alien sentinel hisses, "YOU WANNA FITE M8"
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crate creaks, "FATHER NO"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10392 on: April 19, 2015, 04:04:14 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 19, 2015, 03:59:57 pm
IF ANY OF YOU [insert profanity here] QUOTE THIS I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 19, 2015, 03:28:35 pm
* Orange Wizard shakes his staff.
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Although rare in most lands, the technicallyAdventurer is a common sight in the User Above You threads.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10393 on: April 20, 2015, 02:54:48 am »
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"STD's are not like Pokemons. You do not catch them all"-(Borja, 2015)
~Lecture on Communicable Diseases

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10394 on: April 20, 2015, 08:56:17 am »
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[Common] Anna Ryan asks, "Does this have anything to do with how he 'wanted to die a black man'?"
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Your captain, myself, Fitz Thistlewits, lord and savior of the station and 2 time universe Space Chess champion am now retiring from my position. My most trusted advisor being promoted is none other than Ian, because he gives crime a ruff time. If you wish to see me, I am interred in Ian's new office upon an eternally guarded throne.
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[Common] Simon Bonkers says, "I feel buttravaged."
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OOC: EmGee: disposal
OOC: EmGee: coaster
OOC: EmGee: connected to a rage cage
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[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "No he died of autoerotic asphyxiation at a totally coincidental time"
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