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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762341 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10335 on: April 15, 2015, 03:03:36 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on April 15, 2015, 06:44:11 am
and then at that point things just turn into an incestuous slurry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10336 on: April 15, 2015, 04:10:13 pm »
Quote from: beorn080 on April 15, 2015, 03:42:59 pm
fuel you're one man fist punch training regime.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10337 on: April 15, 2015, 04:13:22 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on April 15, 2015, 04:10:13 pm
Quote from: beorn080 on April 15, 2015, 03:42:59 pm
fuel you're one man fist punch training regime.
You should've left in the word before that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10338 on: April 15, 2015, 04:16:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10339 on: April 15, 2015, 04:21:07 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on April 15, 2015, 04:17:57 pm
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP SEEING TESTICULAR JUGGLING
THE JUGGLING TAKES FOCUS AWAY FROM THE NEAR-RULE VIOLATION
Quote from: The Wikipedia article for Darth Vader
Vader brings Luke onto the Death Star, where the Emperor tries to seduce Luke
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10340 on: April 15, 2015, 06:11:09 pm »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on April 15, 2015, 06:08:07 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10341 on: April 16, 2015, 12:38:41 am »
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on April 13, 2015, 02:16:53 am
*kay guyz, u all haz magics*
*can i haz shouen?*
*IS ULTIMATE POWER OVER CREATION NOT DAMN ENOUGH?*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10342 on: April 16, 2015, 01:23:02 am »
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08:18   <Tirian>: Everyone dies.
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[Common] I Vee alarms, "I CHOOSE YOU ENGIBORG!!"
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19:26   <mastahcheese>: How do you flex a chaingun?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10343 on: April 16, 2015, 05:30:19 pm »
Not from the show Dexter but from comments about a real Dexter I know.
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I've read the warnings on Dex's package.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10344 on: April 16, 2015, 05:52:13 pm »
Quote from: Peradon on April 16, 2015, 05:50:08 pm
Quote from: Dampe on April 16, 2015, 05:46:48 pm
Also, in the meantime, who brought the wolfsbane?
...I think it was the guy who burst into flames....
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10345 on: April 16, 2015, 06:10:31 pm »
« Last Edit: April 16, 2015, 06:14:39 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10346 on: April 16, 2015, 06:20:16 pm »
Quote from: nomoetoe on April 16, 2015, 06:10:27 pm
I became enraged went into the bathroom and stripped naked, I then proceed to smear lotion all over my body. Not much of a wtf moment but I felt like sharing this with you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10347 on: April 16, 2015, 06:23:59 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on April 16, 2015, 06:20:13 pm
I needed to find appropriate lotion quotes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10348 on: April 16, 2015, 06:24:36 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 16, 2015, 06:10:31 pm
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on April 16, 2015, 06:02:41 pm
JJ. Don't. Fuck.
Ehhh, that's going a little far there in the cutting I think. :P I'd probably have at least included the next two words.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10349 on: April 16, 2015, 06:25:35 pm »
Quote from: i2amroy on April 16, 2015, 06:24:36 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 16, 2015, 06:10:31 pm
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on April 16, 2015, 06:02:41 pm
JJ. Don't. Fuck.
Ehhh, that's going a little far there in the cutting I think. :P I'd probably have at least included the next two words.
Maybe adding in the word after would have been better? I went with what jumped out at me first.
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