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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761813 times)

crazysheep

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10170 on: April 01, 2015, 04:16:10 am »

Traits are based on how many,  not what they are. That'd make Kim-Jong Un British.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10171 on: April 01, 2015, 10:44:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10172 on: April 01, 2015, 03:54:15 pm »

pathos alive numbr one #1 in hapy thred ….fuck the polis ,..FUCKk ashol cultss no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag fad. pathos aliv and real strong wizard kill all the noob with rap magic now we the dwarf mod rule .
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10175 on: April 01, 2015, 09:47:03 pm »

Chafed, sore nipples, all over your eyes.
Please remove your nipples from my eyes. :c
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10176 on: April 01, 2015, 10:23:24 pm »

I prefer the soft, squishy lighting.

I feel honored to have been put into this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10177 on: April 02, 2015, 02:06:44 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10178 on: April 02, 2015, 05:58:02 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10179 on: April 02, 2015, 11:32:36 am »

I'm beginning to realize I shouldn't have married based on pleasing facial hair and first name.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10180 on: April 02, 2015, 11:53:52 am »

I remember when incest used to mean something damn it!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10181 on: April 02, 2015, 02:58:40 pm »

I'm beginning to realize I shouldn't have married based on pleasing facial hair and first name.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10182 on: April 02, 2015, 04:13:30 pm »

I've been on the receiving end of the giant purple dildo a fair few times. I was mostly just confused at the lack of sound.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10183 on: April 02, 2015, 10:37:41 pm »

"Yo, how was your car crash?"
"Pretty brutal."
"Mine was better, the car exploded."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10184 on: April 03, 2015, 05:10:04 pm »

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I’m just not mentally ready to see that many dicks.
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