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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757210 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10140 on: March 29, 2015, 09:36:41 am »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on March 29, 2015, 02:22:46 am
The best kind of cooking experience is when you try to make cereal and summon a Shoggoth instead,
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10141 on: March 29, 2015, 09:38:15 am »
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[Common] Maximus Todd says, " ATTENTION ALL CREW. The HoS may be a wizard ghost inhabiting the long dead body of Macho Man Randy Savage"
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Quote from: cerapa on March 29, 2015, 09:50:36 am
Jeremy Clarkson is actually a car.

You heard it here first, folks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10142 on: March 29, 2015, 11:02:10 am »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on March 29, 2015, 10:04:57 am
So you want repressed homosexuality and mechas? Isn't that what anime is for?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10143 on: March 29, 2015, 03:04:40 pm »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on March 29, 2015, 10:47:01 am
"Its like a normal Warlock, but your dreadlocks give people a grapple bonus against you."
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10144 on: March 29, 2015, 04:21:43 pm »
Quote from: Boksi on March 29, 2015, 03:45:41 pm
Bottles of water.

You need to be magical in order to put water in a bottle, you see, and there's a lot of demand for bottled water out there.
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10145 on: March 29, 2015, 08:05:58 pm »
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10146 on: March 29, 2015, 08:45:51 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on March 29, 2015, 09:29:03 am
Holy balls Irony, how long have you fucking this? Its been like, at least a year...that is a LOT of princessery.
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10147 on: March 29, 2015, 09:09:05 pm »
no taxidermmy pls
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10148 on: March 29, 2015, 09:18:47 pm »
I'll implement taxes however I damn well please, Objective.

But yes, Squatch, it's against the rules to clip words out of the middle of a quote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10149 on: March 30, 2015, 03:54:08 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 30, 2015, 01:00:14 am
THE RUFFLED GROUSE ARE THUMPING AND ONLY I CAN HEAR THEM
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10150 on: March 30, 2015, 04:02:12 am »
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10151 on: March 30, 2015, 06:42:51 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 30, 2015, 04:02:12 am
Quote from: Arx on March 30, 2015, 03:54:08 am
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 30, 2015, 01:00:14 am
THE RUFFLED GROUSE ARE THUMPING AND ONLY I CAN HEAR THEM
Dammit.

Honestly, what did you expect from that.

Quote from: SquatchHammer on March 29, 2015, 08:45:51 pm
Quote from: BFEL on March 29, 2015, 09:29:03 am
Holy balls Irony, how long have you fucking this? Its been like, at least a year...that is a LOT of princessery.

You removed some words, that's wrong.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10152 on: March 30, 2015, 08:20:29 am »
Quote from: Akura on March 30, 2015, 06:42:51 am
Honestly, what did you expect from that.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10153 on: March 30, 2015, 09:12:46 am »
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Do you guys think it's worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10154 on: March 30, 2015, 09:13:41 am »
Quote from: m-logik on March 29, 2015, 08:06:40 pm
I like featureless irregular polygons as much as the next guy, but I can't bring myself to stoop to this level of casualness.
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